Biggest schmuck in the world for blowing a just under 500 day streak.... @BPD68 can I blame this one on being a vegetarian??? Sorryyy I suck 😭😭😭 #Redo#MyBad
"He's spending money to come see you? Don't you think he should prioritize his budget a little better?" @josh_demayo the man who bought an entire laptop to download one photo
Leslie wants so go out tomorrow, which sounds super fun... but when she gets drunk she always points me out and yells "THIS BITCH VOTED FOR JILL STEIN" and idk if I'm up for it
Absolutely SICK of people using snapchat filters to make their eyes comically large and cropping out the hearts/stars/flowers to pretend it's natural ughhh