@MooseAllain Wife at friend's house. Her 10-yo son comes home from school. Mother / son conversation:
Mother: "How was your day"
Son: "Great. I found a dead cat"
M: "How do you know it was dead?"
S: "I pissed in his ear"
M: "You did what???!!!"
S: "I went 'pssst' in his ear"
Cue hysterics.
@arseblog re ‘The Thirty’ I was just thinking there are 30 points up for grabs each premier league weekend, so if the time runs over there’s always that!
@Translink_NI Could you not have held the 2242 train to Bangor for a few minutes to accommodate those of us coming into Lanyon Place on the train from L'Derry hoping to connect? Absolutely rubbish customer service.
Good morning please could people retweet for me My arsenal debut shirt seen below that I wore in 1997 against Southampton with the No 26 on the back and signed by the whole squad And Arsene wenger was stolen from my house ripped out of its frame it means a lot to me please rt
I lost a gold ring with a black square stone at @DublinAirport in terminal1 flying to Marseille this morning. It was my deceased dad’s, so it has strong sentimental value. If you can retweet this I would really appreciate it, on the off chance someone has found it and sees this.
P&O Ferries furloughed 1400 of its staff during the pandemic, costing the taxpayer £10m.
They also asked us for a £150m bailout.
Its parent company then paid out £250m to shareholders.
Now pandemic's over, they're sacking the British staff we supported.
https://t.co/j3NFF0tIn8
Hilarious moment in the House of Lords just now. A Lord was banned from speaking because he had been asleep through most of the debate. Never seen anything like it!
A Dutch reporter in the middle of a live broadcast was dragged away by Chinese security officials during the Winter Olympic Games opening ceremony in Beijing yesterday evening | More: https://t.co/1WiRhTC2jt