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[AndyM @andel11]

@MooseAllain Wife at friend's house. Her 10-yo son comes home from school. Mother / son conversation:
Mother: "How was your day"
Son: "Great. I found a dead cat"
M: "How do you know it was dead?"
S: "I pissed in his ear"
M: "You did what???!!!"
S: "I went 'pssst' in his ear"

Cue hysterics.

[AndyM @andel11]

@arseblog 100%. Who kicked who!?!

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@HarryRe17614242 @BBCMarkSimpson I know, bloody dogs lighting their bbqs and burning bins. Ban 'em.

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@SamJDean Deluded

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@samAFC88 @AFCFixtureNews I also have no email. Did you get an email to confirm that you were in the ballot when you did the application?

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@andrewismaxwell @columeastwood I heard he had Tayto in Belfast and ours are now his favourite.

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@arseblog re ‘The Thirty’ I was just thinking there are 30 points up for grabs each premier league weekend, so if the time runs over there’s always that!

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@Translink_NI Could you not have held the 2242 train to Bangor for a few minutes to accommodate those of us coming into Lanyon Place on the train from L'Derry hoping to connect? Absolutely rubbish customer service.

[AndyM @andel11]

@RossAuthor Thank you for coming to Sullivan Prep today I really enjoyed The Colour of Hope.Thank you for coming. Love Emma.

[Laura Hogan @LauraHoganTV]

Queue for T1 departures at 10.40am at Dublin Airport this morning. Have you missed a flight today due to long delays? Get in touch @rtenews

[Lee Harper @LeeHarperGK]

Good morning please could people retweet for me My arsenal debut shirt seen below that I wore in 1997 against Southampton with the No 26 on the back and signed by the whole squad And Arsene wenger was stolen from my house ripped out of its frame it means a lot to me please rt

[Lorna-Jane🌻 @Lornaryaan]

I lost a gold ring with a black square stone at @DublinAirport in terminal1 flying to Marseille this morning. It was my deceased dad’s, so it has strong sentimental value. If you can retweet this I would really appreciate it, on the off chance someone has found it and sees this.

[AndyM @andel11]

@jamesbenge And they are clearly not, no fights, no pizza etc. 🍕

[AndyM @andel11]

@JaneyGodley This is me too!

[David Prescott @DavidPrescott]

P&O Ferries furloughed 1400 of its staff during the pandemic, costing the taxpayer £10m.
They also asked us for a £150m bailout.
Its parent company then paid out £250m to shareholders.
Now pandemic's over, they're sacking the British staff we supported.
https://t.co/j3NFF0tIn8

[NI Food Warrior 🇺🇦 @NIFoodWarrior]

Looking a spare ticket for Ireland v Scotland this weekend. @IrishRugby @SixNationsRugby #iresco 🏉 ☘️ #sixnations

[Pete Kennedy @PeteKennedy]

Hilarious moment in the House of Lords just now. A Lord was banned from speaking because he had been asleep through most of the debate. Never seen anything like it!

[AndyM @andel11]

⁦@TomFletcher⁩ Book in a box for World Book Day. By Emma age 7.

[NI Food Warrior 🇺🇦 @NIFoodWarrior]

@Athletic_en Can anybody help me with two tickets for this game? Travelling from Ireland for my 50th birthday! 🙏

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

A Dutch reporter in the middle of a live broadcast was dragged away by Chinese security officials during the Winter Olympic Games opening ceremony in Beijing yesterday evening | More: https://t.co/1WiRhTC2jt

[AndyM @andel11]

@gunnerblog LANS