Ian Anderson

Living life. So should you.

[Jake Arrieta @JArrieta34]

It appears that the Cubs might win a few this season. Makes me want to put on cubby blue lipstick and give Theo a big kiss.

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@bridgetA02 this must've been just a bit before you got your college haircut

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Just the Bot of the 2nd. Drink slowly tonight

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@colby_butler And he's not even as handsome as Syndergaard

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@colby_butler keep the streak going. @eanderson1908 you better put in for this, I am https://t.co/fexBXxY4J9

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Only 24 hours remain... Register for your chance to purchase potential World Series tickets: http://t.co/mi7KxXawyl

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@colby_butler @eanderson1908 https://t.co/wAoUf4jWNk

[MLB GIFS @MLBGIFs]

.@ARizzo44 channels his inner-@JoeyBats19. #BatFlip http://t.co/mGd6xYFnbp

[Seinfeld Quotes @seinlanguage]

George: [about Elaine]: “A pretty woman, you know, kinda short, big wall of hair, face like a frying pan.”

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@colby_butler @eanderson1908 https://t.co/G1e3U2mr7N

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

This is awesome. Jake Arrieta met the kid with the Jake Arrieta haircut.

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

My day gets 10x better when my phone autocorrects a word to "Schwarbomb". Thank you @kschwarb12

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@colby_butler nah dude. Mike Shannon for life...

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@sjnl22 @colby_butler wait, isn't that exactly what I just said?

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

This $50-a-night-bar-tab-during-every-Cubs-game cannot possibly sustain itself

[Jake Arrieta @JArrieta34]

My right nipple comes out of my tank top almost every pitch, so I place it back inside. https://t.co/7hXWtKwltE

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@sjnl22 @colby_butler lemar you better hope the Bucs win cuz if STL has to face the Cubs, anything could happen

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@sjnl22 Oh ya know, just the most important Cubs game since 2008 @colby_butler

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Kyle Schwarber https://t.co/nvFsUOZi4n

[MLB Stats @MLBStats]

From 1933 through 2014, Tom Seaver is only pitcher to make at least 15 post-ASG starts & have an ERA as low as 1.10.

[Ian Anderson @AnderIanson]

@sjnl22 the feeling is mutual Shlemen

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

When you rip the illest fart