MayLynn Anderssssson

mostly intrusive thoughts

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Thou shall not bust a move

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

@Stephenmoss57 This is a poem

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Let it be known that I am on my way to northern Sweden to celebrate midsommar on invitation by a Swedish friend. It’s been nice knowing you all 🌸🐻🌼

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Thinking of becoming a televangelist but for the movie RRR

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

When an Atlantic cod goes bald, does it become a Baltic cod?

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Tonight I claimed that I had bigger calves than my soccer boyfriend. He didn’t believe me. But this bitch forgot I did ballet 🤧🤧🤧

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Buffy the vampire slayer could’ve taken the ring to Mordor all on her own and I truly believe that

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Looking at my emails in 2013 and all I was doing was asking my friends if they’ve seen LOST and sending them single pictures of Kili from The Hobbit

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

@anderswami Anonymous

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

“I feel like sending TikToks activates the hunter-gatherer part of my brain. I feel like I’m gathering nuts and berries for my loved ones.”

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

I think hell is probably your mom calling your name three aisles away in a grocery store

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Similarly, there’s no conversation as interesting as the one you have with your teacher when you’re trying to talk your way through the lesson and avoid playing

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

There’s no pregame quite like panic practicing before a lesson

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Dorry Worry Darling (2022)

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Don’t Worry Champ (2022)

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Fluoxetine Friends to Lexapro Lover

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Mikhail Gorbachev is my birthday buddy

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Wanted to whimsically guide my path with a candle during this power outage and just whimsically burnt my hand with whimsical wax

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Loved Mrs. Doubtfire in Bridgerton 🥹

[MayLynn Anderssssson @anders_daughter]

Why do bandaids feel so embarrassing