Angry Not Lee Anderson MP

I’m not Lee. 30p meals specialist. Proud fan of Brexit and statues. Former follower of the Engerland football team. Former TV owner. Lover of boulders.Parody

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

Lies. I was merely passing wind. I know not using mobile phones at petrol stations is some woke conspiracy theory

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

The moment my mate/ex mate/I think he’s my mate again Lee Anderson realises his easily fooled regorm voter might accidentally blow him up by using a mobile phone for a selfie on a petrol forecourt

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Lovely afternoon preaching to angry old farts on how they can make life worse for younger people

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

An ice cream breakfast and then a trip to tool station for a couple of black n decker drills before me and Anderson head out to the North Sea to get are oil back. By the end of the day I can guarantee oil prices will be down by 30p

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

If Refrom were in charge Big Don would be calling Farage Winston 2.0, we’d be all in on Iran and parachuting the SAS in. We’d have told the French to get lost and defended Cyprus ourselves with our micro fleet us ex Tories cut, all whilst leaking Ukraine intelligence to Putin

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

Anyone seen Braverman or Jenrick?

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Have you been a Tory MP?
Were you sacked from your ministerial position for being inept?
Are you such a narcissist that you can stand there and pretend non of it was your fault?
If the answer to all these is yes then join me at Reform. Home of failed Tories and wannabe Trumps

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Meanwhile at #Transreformer HQ

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

After a year being unemployed I’ve managed to give myself a job. I’m delighted to be following in the footsteps of one of my political idols by becoming the Mayor of Kidsgrove #ReturnoftheJGull

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

@keithclouston1 @darrengrimes I’m sure me and my 3 other mates can get that through

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Who’d have thought the flag waving plastic patriots that I spent years pandering to turn out not to be patriots at all

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

Hard life make sure the Leader, Chairman and two other blokes do as they’re told

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

PS Although Parody Gullis is shuffling off into the sunset unfortunately with Lee Anderson getting re-elected I might have to give my side project @andersonangrymp a bit more time. He was mostly there to give parody Gullis someone to talk to but now he might have to #Get30pGone

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

How it started. How it ended

Bye bye #GullisOverAndOut

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

I’m obviously like one of those dog turds that you tread on and it really gets stuck in the tread of your shoe. I’m going to take a bit more getting rid of

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

Stupid is what stupid does

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

If you want your country back don’t vote for a moron like me

[Angry Not Lee Anderson MP @andersonangrymp]

@JEGullisnotMP You’re useless. No wonder I ran off

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Us no put taxes up. Unless you own an electric car. Dat tax go up at least £190 next year. Us no like woke green electric cars. Them no give us donations like fossil fuel people

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Problem sorted

[Jonathan Gullis Parody #GullisIsGone @JEGullisnotMP]

Excellent turn out for my campaign to get re-elected. #Gullis #GullisOut #GetGullisGone #ToriesOut