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[Anderson @andersonweeks]

I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of Domestic Violence by RZA when I heard We Cry Together by Kendrick Lamar

[carl @carlitajean]

the ONE time I don't have UNC winning it all and we're in the final four. I've learned my lesson I'm going back to making UNC win the championship in all my brackets regardless of our season.

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

FUCK i was just on fb and thought I was accepting a bunch of friend requests and then realized me clicking "add friend" was actually me sending them all friend requests this is mortifying

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

every three months I think too hard about eating meat and realize how disgusting and inhumane it is then like two hours later I go to Taco Bell and order the Fat Fucking Idiot Combo with a Baja Blast and forget about it

[Storm @tivstippi]

“Do a lil 4 years”

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Remember that the men who murdered Ahmaud Arbery weren’t arrested because COPS saw the tapes, they were arrested because WE saw the tapes.

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

One of the funnier jokes to make it onto network television possibly ever

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i will be reading every sportify wrapped on my timeline i can promise u that

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

give this tweet a pulitzer prize

[Spac𝑒 @sadcrib]

y’all ever look at a spoiler and try to convince yourself u didn’t actually see it 😭😭

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

how does a Matrix movie work in 2021? I'm supposed to be scared of living in a fake reality, trapped forever in 1999? Shit frost my tips and log me in

[/r/2020PoliceBrutality @r2020PB]

a cop sucker punches someone who is already restrained. 5 other cops watch.

this cannot be reformed.