Anders Wotzke

Taker of photos. Owner of products. Creator of @instillr_app.

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I had a thought: would social media be so addictive if it slowly degraded to dial up speeds? Or it visibly distorted the more you used it?

Of course, as a product person, I made it into an app.

It's called Screentide and it just launched!🎉

#Shipaton #BuildInPublic (#sortof)

[Screentide @screentide_app]

Screentide is live on Android! ⚓

Slow distracting apps to dial-up speeds, block by time or place, sync rules with your calendar, and build screen-time limits that actually fit your life.

Try it here:
https://t.co/43H1vCys8P

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I made an instant film photography app because I apparently hate making money. Check it out!
@instillr_app

#instantfilm

[instillr @instillr_app]

We are live today on @producthunt!

If you feel your digital photos are lacking soul, let the magic of instant film help you get the feeling back. #instantfilm #instantphotos

https://t.co/LKEWXNaaIN

[instillr @instillr_app]

We are live today on @producthunt!

If you feel your digital photos are lacking soul, let the magic of instant film help you get the feeling back. #instantfilm #instantphotos

https://t.co/LKEWXNaaIN

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I ran 80,000 simulations and yet I wish I took the time to walk through the nice ones instead. #Election2024

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Memories of this tweet came Russian back to me today. #Election2024

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I read somewhere online that misinformation is at an all time low.

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

@SwyftxAU $108,257.01 @MaltLongberry

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

@SingaporeAir Thanks, already done that. But if the price increases between now and a response, I expect the difference to be credited.

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

My bank account app just gave me a year-in-review wrap like it's Spotify. Worst one since the crematorium's "A toast to 2021!"

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I'm anti-vaccum and firmly believe anyone whose not is probably going to dyson. #dadjokes

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Remember kids: superglue is a single-use item. The lid is a lie.

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

@Julidooty @forpetessakeprd Ugh. What's the bet they cited some bullshit religious exemption too...

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Disappointed to find out The Deep House is not a Spotify playlist. #TheDeepHouse

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

How long until we refer to Hollywood actors not in the MCU as "pure bloods"?

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

@theFLICKpick Oh nice, busy schedule tho since he's also my shoulder angel.

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Wait, y'all are saying your inner monologue isn't voiced by Chris Pratt?

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Climate change is for sure the greatest threat to humanity, but can we all agree forgetting your app store password is right up there? When world leaders gonna make pledges about that? #G20RomeSummit

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Nathan Fillion not being cast as Nathan Drake in @unchartedmovie is a lot like when Elvis Presley came third in an Elvis lookalike contest. He IS Nathan Drake.

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

Perth, that was a blinder #AFLGF #Perth

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I liked this game considerably more when two teams were playing #AFLGF

[Anders Wotzke @anderswotzke]

I read somewhere online that misinformation is at an all time low.