Jason Bourne

Koalas will take over the whole world, just you wait

[Jason Bourne @andgofuckurself]

@Nikmama3 @HanYolo21 @AsTro_Nightcore @JoeRikerEvans @UtdDistrict Jan is clueless, has been for years

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

if you're a young person, ask a middle-aged man what music they listened to in the 90s. let them talk for 30 mins. act interested and say "oh wow no way that's so cool." after that you can ask them for any favor

[Jason Bourne @andgofuckurself]

@johnsim1988 @BellenSmellen @fireexitenterer @petes_43 @ShitpostGate Ah yes, the wonders of beans on toast 😐

[Addison Grace @gracefuladdison]

MY FAV BO !!!!!!!

[Teo @TeosGame]

This aged well

[Addison Grace @gracefuladdison]

i really don’t think people are ready for how cool this next project is

ur brains are gonna explode !!

[LEEZUS @AndrewLeezus]

IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED. 31 YEARS, THE STREAK IS NO MORE.

Be Legendary.

[Jason Bourne @andgofuckurself]

@JohnMajinjon @ShoopsNChicks @cwtremo @BeLikeGumby @johniadarola What story? That poor parents exist? Everyone knows that, even you, you just want to act stupid if it allows you to continue in blissful ignorance of the kids starving

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Since this tweet:

- 340 games for United
- 183 goal involvements
- Scored on his debut in five different competitions & for England
- Formed a child food poverty task force
- Awarded an MBE & honorary doctrate
- Joint-top scorer at a World Cup for his country

@MarcusRashford ❤️

[revenge mommy @pussyrifle]

y’all will NOT believe who the second person in this edit is

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Does anybody have Osama Bin Laden's Animal Crossing Wild World save file from the CIA dump they published?

The download link is broken and I wanna see his town

[Rob @JuceeRob]

@MCM_minaj @NATERERUN Lmao same vibe!

[RTGame 👑 @RTGameCrowd]

I have received another email from YouTube confirming they will not be restoring the status of any of my content or removing the age restrictions on my content. I feel completely let down by @TeamYouTube. I'm absolutely devastated

[AverageJonas 🇳🇴 @Average_Jonas]

If you get offended by two female characters kissing in a videogame please unfollow me and rethink ur values before interacting with my content ever again.

[symon - mr house's husband🍉 @ACyberAffair]

am i insane or is that the botw font

[Proto @ProtoBozo]

Chainsaw Man, but I've replaced all of Kobeni's lines with Courage The Cowardly Dog.

[Dre🇯🇲 @ItsSomjuu]

When your Friends on overwatch says “WTF IS OUR DPS DOING” but that dps is you 😭

[zoe ⭑ @scenedoII]

why does rick and morty have such a fucking chokehold on smoke shops everywhere and how can we make it hello kitty instead

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

idk who needs to hear this but there's a site that lets you block the author of a tweet and everyone who liked the tweet :) protect ur mental peace y'all