jamat-e-colney

Ek liberal-giri hai toh aap me!

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

There is a hunger strike in your country.

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Brazil need a goal and they are bringing on Martinelli 😂😂😂

[MUFC Academy @mufcacademy91]

Martinelli on for Cunha when you’re looking for a winner is laughable.

[Charles Watts @charles_watts]

Arsenal increasingly confident they can get Mbappe deal done - past 48 hours have boosted Wenger. Full story. https://t.co/2O8B16Enlc

[Gyök Hive #14🏆 @_Gunner4Life_28]

Puts a smile on my face everytime I come across this post on my TL

[Weatherman Navdeep Dahiya @navdeepdahiya55]

Get ready Delhi NCR - Relief is on the way but be vigilant.

Strong Duststorm (50 - 90km/h) followed by moderate to heavy rains and thundershowers are likely in most parts of #Delhi #Gurgaon #Noida #Ghaziabad #Faridabad b/w 6:15 to 9pm today.
Some places might experience hailstorm activities. Temperatures to dip by 7 to 10°c from current levels.
Avoid outdoors during storms.
#DelhiRains

[HandofArsenal @HandofArsenal]

Morning Arsenal fans

The clubs is clear about any sellable players be it Jesus Fabio or anyone else. Pay up a “respectable” fee or fuck off. Our sale strategy will be strong and hard-lined this summer, If im around post UCL I will explain it (& other transfer news)

RE Timber - He completed a full session and felt good yesterday which is the most important thing. Final session today before a decision is made on him, I trust the player and Mikel fully on whatever they decide. Wait on my update on this matter.

Also, I saw some nonsense about us not being locked in? I saw some PSG accounts deluding themselves into thinking we are in party mode? I assure you Arteta has this group on demon time. Arsenal have been training again since Tuesday.

Its business as usual and I also know they have been preparing for PSG for over 10 days or so now. We all know who the players wanted for the final… be humble but be confident. They fly out later today and continue preparations in Budapest with enough time.

To any Arsenal fans in Budapest, be safe.
God bless.

[narendramodi_in @narendramodi_in]

. @narendramodi - Mrs. Sonia Gandhi's government raises diesel fares due to that vegetables are also coming expensive. How will poor eat?

[Smriti Z Irani @smritiirani]

Chinese incursion, Petrol prices rise again, Rupee falling, 60% of Indians struggling for food n all they speak about is cloak of Secularism

[Premier League @premierleague]

He made it.

[स्वामी रामदेव @yogrishiramdev]

काला धन वापस आने पर एक एक गाँव को विकास के लिए २०० करोड़ रूपए मिलेंगे, तो हमारा एक एक गाँव ब्रिटेन और अमेरिका से ज्यादा बेहतर होगा

[Akshay Kumar @akshaykumar]

When I saw Rs. 62 trending, I thought it must be either the reduced petrol price or some new scam of Rs. 62 crores but… http://t.co/tJBnnZwG

[Anupam Kher @AnupamPKher]

Asked my driver,"Why r u late?""Sir. Came by Cycle.""What happened to motorcycle."His reply,"Sir, it is kept at home now as a showpiece.":)

[Amitabh Bachchan @SrBachchan]

T 753 -Petrol up Rs 7.5 : Pump attendent - 'Kitne ka daloon ?' ! Mumbaikar - '2-4 rupye ka car ke upar spray kar de bhai, jalana hai !!'

[jamat-e-colney @andha_liberal]

@autisticGOAT10 @_onemufc Bottling the lead? Competing with clubs with petrodollars without a proper bench! Losing out on the title because of injuries and again lack of bench. Get stuffed mate.

[jamat-e-colney @andha_liberal]

@autisticGOAT10 @_onemufc If you weren’t proclaiming yourself as ‘autistic’, I would have spell checked you

[jamat-e-colney @andha_liberal]

@ShashankUdupa1 A finance guy doing a webinar on GLP-1. Just when you have thought you have seen everything

[jamat-e-colney @andha_liberal]

@amritabhinder It aint happening until @navdeepdahiya55 confirms