Andrew Hess

Don't panic

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

@davidu 👋🏻😜

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

@GerberKawasaki @APompliano Hurricanes vs fire/smoke season

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

1. What a move, amazing 🔥
2. We are now a fintech household 😳🤓

[shelby lindblad @shelbylindblad]

excited to share that I’m joining the amazing product design team at @stripe! give me your best onboarding tips and let’s do this 😁🚀🙌🏻

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

Pre-COVID, 5 minutes after meeting start: "let's give it a few more minutes"

Now, 30 seconds after meeting start: "ok let's get started"

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

There could be a whole new market for fake ID producers too! Birth year 1956

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

Any Hollywood makeup artists looking to start a side gig this year? I imagine many people would pay to look 65+ to qualify for a vaccine.

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

@davidu @peteskomoroch @braddwyer @paintdotwtf And of course it exists: https://t.co/44CfKEa62m

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

@davidu @peteskomoroch @braddwyer @paintdotwtf All photos in the same location? Maybe there’s a library to determine the daily sunrise/sunset based on lat/long coordinates - then you could filter by timestamp. Maybe +/- 30 minutes to account for twilight too.

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

Relocating. Some states will be faster than others. If there is a big gap vs. CA availability, I’m open to relocating to a different state. Other state will get at least 12 months of income and sales tax revenue from me.

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

I'm young, healthy, and work from home. Will be last to get a vaccine. The slow vaccine rollout is frustrating and I'd love to not sit at home this year.

Things I'm willing to do for earlier vaccine access 👇👇👇

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

In addition to vaccinators, there will be many other jobs to fill at mass-vaccination sites. Many people would be willing to volunteer their time in exchange for vaccine access. Seems like a great incentive to help these programs scale and move fast. cc: @GavinNewsom

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

@shelbylindblad So proud! You are amazing 😃

[Marty Makary MD, MPH @MartyMakary]

Today is one of the biggest milestone days in health care history. Price transparency will reign in crazy high bills and will lower health care costs for American families and businesses. That's why 88% of Americans support it. Bravo @HHSGov @SecAzar @SeemaCMS @PBGH_updates

[Max Levchin @mlevchin]

.@Affirm was founded on the idea that people come first. We stand with the Black community.

Join me in condemning racism in all forms & declaring solidarity with those affected by hatred daily.

I call on this country’s leaders to help address these injustices in our society.

[Jeremy Konyndyk @JeremyKonyndyk]

Welcome to May.

As I feared, the federal government wasted April much as it wasted February.

That is a harsh assessment given how much the country has been suffering. But without competent federal leadership, the best we are managing is to tread water. Some stats:

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

Hi @LibbySchaaf @JesseArreguin Grizzly Peak Blvd was very unsafe tonight for peds & bikes. Too many cars out to joyride. High speed passing on dangerous blind corners! One police, but way outnumbered. Please consider closing part of this road during SIP. It’s our best greenspace.

[Andrew Hess @andhess]

Realized that @SlackHQ and @gmail have opposite keyboard shortcuts. Explains why I keep making the same mistake:

Slack: enter = send; shift + enter = new line
Gmail: enter = new line; shift + enter = send