Alex May

“Alex what do you want your bio to be” “Alex May... bio science... music theater... that’s me” Enjoy these quotes from Alex —tweeted by Evie & Jack

[Alex May @andiC457]

Alex: “I was drinking pink gin fizz”
Betsy: “what’s in a pink gin fizz?”
Alex: “it’s a 2022 new drink”

[Alex May @andiC457]

I’m sorry my grandma got me a Christmas Snuggie, I’m not like that!

[Alex May @andiC457]

“If I had the license to kill I’d use it right now”

A: “I have the license to party and I’m terrified to use it”

[Alex May @andiC457]

I was crazy back than, but now I’m just crazy serious

[Alex May @andiC457]

Sometimes in life you just have to chug a drink

[Alex May @andiC457]

Jack right now all I wanna do is break glass and shove it in your face

[Alex May @andiC457]

Sometimes you just have to spill your whole pocket

[Alex May @andiC457]

“Well I can’t have that, it’s extra virgin” “Andrea what do you think extra virgin olive oil means”

[Alex May @andiC457]

I’m only high on my own skin

[Alex May @andiC457]

“I hope there’s no roundabouts, those are a jiffy. Wait no, sorry I mean those are a un-jiffy”

[Alex May @andiC457]

“Jack you’re the mayor of Buttsville. And I’m Vice President!”

[Alex May @andiC457]

....does this mean somethings going to come next week and go in my mouth and my belly’s going to feel like there’s fish in it?

[Alex May @andiC457]

Jack: man the sky looks so cool right now

Andrea: you and the sky... get a room

[Alex May @andiC457]

I’m weird, jack you’re just a little weird and you should be offended by that

[Alex May @andiC457]

Andrea: gross
Jack: your butts gross
Andrea: everyone’s butt is gross

[Alex May @andiC457]

Day two of virtual community college: I think I know why college students take naps now

[Alex May @andiC457]

I wonder if there is such a thing as a comedy club

[Alex May @andiC457]

Hey dad, I need your- what’s the word? ...painful massage

[Alex May @andiC457]

Hey duck, you want some cheese? Cause we don’t got any

[Alex May @andiC457]

Andrea: “Wait he died?!”
“Yeah”
Andrea: “MACKLEMORE?!”
“No Mac Miller”
Andrea: “oh okay phew”