ElzAndi

Blogger of books, motherhood and many other things.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

If this snow would kindly fuck off. I need to see @themaine tomorrow.

Cheers.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

This thread is God Tier history

[kyle alex brett @kyalbr]

I could never understand WW1....until last night’s reading.

So, here’s what I wish my 8th grade history teacher said.

So, boom. You’re Germany.

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You look outside and your kid, Austria, is punched by your neighbor’s kid, Serbia.

Your neighbor is Russia.

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[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Started playing #Skyrim now I cannot stop.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

I've put up a quick review of #thugbook over on my blog, should you want to read.

It feels like I haven't written anything for ages, so well done me 😂

https://t.co/qFsZZg7yVe

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

@StoryhouseLive Ten Things I Hate About You.

Please make it happen! I'm practically begging here 😂

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Really enjoying #thestrangernetflix. So twisty. So good.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Started watching #spinningoutnetflix it's soo good!

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Off work with an ear infection. Guess that means it's time to clean out the skip on wheels.

[Riff Raff @RichardAOB]

Apparently wombats in fire effected areas are not only allowing other animals to take shelter in their deep, fire-resistant burrows but are actively herding fleeing animals into them.

We’re seeing more leadership and empathy from these guys than the entire Federal government.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Just watched Turbo Kid.

Everyone needs to be a little Apple.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Cuz I Love You is just everything @lizzo

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Getting a tooth ripped out then jumping on a plane to Copenhagen tomorrow.

#livingmybestlife

[Roisin Conaty @Roisinconaty]

A message for young women 18-30 who have not yet voted.I get it,you got home, it’s been a long week, it’s pissing down & your bras off & your thinking “fuck it, what difference will it make anyway?”GET THAT BRA BACK ON and VOTE fuckit leave the girls loose but VOTE. Till 10pm ❤️

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

#SurvivingRKelly is insane. I still can't quite get my head around how so many people let everything he did happen.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Anyone else think Cheryl Hole is the image of Mrs Hinch?

#RupaulDragRaceUK

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

This years #TheApprentice contestant are the Creme de la Creme of absolute cocks

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Why do the chefs in @PizzaExpress look like robbers?

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

Imagine being in a relationship with someone for 2 and a half years, having a child with them...then finding out the don't roll the bag down in cereal boxes, so you have to eat stale Crunchy Nut for breakfast.

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

@taylorswift13 "Lover" SLAAAAYYSS

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

@CatMatejcek I'll try my absolute best for you 😂

[ElzAndi @andi_elz]

If anybody thinks that Finn & PJ's future relationship is not going to be an exact replica of Dustin & Steve... think again.

#StrangerThings