andi

fight me

[andi @AndiDrew_]

I was in remedial math and I would never stoop so low

[jár @jarodzsz]

watching love island feels like what i imagine being in remedial math class feels like

[andi @AndiDrew_]

I have two 😔

[burple @8ndrww]

Gay gingers always got bugs tattooed on them

[burple @8ndrww]

Gay gingers always got bugs tattooed on them

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[Sarah Dvojack @sarahdvojack]

Thank god there are so many pictures of him with bats

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i'd say i am pretty chill as long as i don't get irritated in any form whatsoever

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

my lesbian friends and I at the astros game call that dyke-in park

[james @jms_tny]

Just saw a porch goose in this outfit and it took my breath away. Homeownership is a proxy for owning a porch goose The house itself is the arbitrary physical material that surrounds and necessitates the spiritual center of the porch goose

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

North Tx localized fast food chains: blessings in every burger, The Lord in every lemonade

South TX localized fast food chain: Arriba! These dang dollar deals wont last

East TX localized fast food chain; Try the new deep fried frog cooter burger here at Leakys Louisiana Kitchen

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i am being tortured by the entity known as houston astros baseball

[nuria 🐻 @beargirlmedia]

fork found in kitchen? how about bear found taking comfy nap. how about bear found eating delicious fruits and fish and honey. how about bear found frolicking in light powder snow

[erica cheng 鄭伊澄 @oop_echeng]

im sorry but your soulmate is not from houston, texas. find love elsewhere.

[andi @AndiDrew_]

A few days ago I ate a honeycrisp so fucking good that I reallyyyy understood Eve in that moment

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Me as a kid in church: “ I can’t believe Eve was even tempted to eat an apple. Gross.”

Me as an adult in church: “I bet it was a honeycrisp”

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

darling have faith the desert will provide

[andi @AndiDrew_]

Went to the hospital with chest pains, admitted to the ER overnight for possible blood clot in my lungs, my male friend came to stay with me for a little bit and my doctor spoke EXCLUSIVELY to said friend until I told him he needed to speak to me

[jane @ijanedoll]

what’s a clear example of medical misogyny you’ve witnessed or experienced?

[i like food @messedupfoods]

All Frank, no Ocean

[andi @AndiDrew_]

Went on a lichen walk today, saw many crustose and foliose lichens but not any fruticose lichens unfortunately, I will continue my hunt later