My fiancé asked if we could “start a Twitter” calling for #KatieForBachelorette. Main selling point: “She is the only real one who you could shoot the shit with.” Proud I brought him onto #TheBachelor train.
Something that made my quarantine 10 times better was adopting a puppy. Training Finnick, taking him for walks, and snuggling with him have all been #MonumentalMoments#client
Me, showing my mom the new Taylor Swift album: Do you know who Bon Iver is?
Mom: Yes, your ex emailed you some Emma song by him after you broke up.
Me: 👁👄👁
#folklore
@EmilyJeanne94 From personal experience, avoid saying “bagel”, “water” or “pop” because you will be mocked. No one knows what pączki are. Accept breakfast tacos as your new favorite food. And try both savory and sweet kolaches because they are great.
It did not go according to plan... Red velvet cake pops, first dressed with candy melts, and when that failed, white chocolate. Do sprinkles make it better? @NailedIt