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this used to be a stan acc that i made as a kid

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today i was asked to show my ID when i was buying an oven cleaner because apparently you gotta be over 18 to do so....... like m'am im as close to 18 as i am to 30

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my roommate being 6ft made me realise that it aint that tall like i need at least 6'2 people around me but have got no clue where to find those

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ive known my new roommate for barely a day and the fact she just casually deducted i was not eating meat because apparently i give off those vibes-- im proud of myself

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im moving tomorrow and basically my logic is the earlier i go to bed the earlier i'll wake up therefore leave this place

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i never know how to reply when people ask me what's my job. like im an account. an actual account working with shit ton of numbers and drowning in papers but damn tiktok did indeed ruin my job for me

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im sorry but lanky boys who live on the other side of the world and have got no clue i exist are my type

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why's everyone pregnant all of a sudden.. ew

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i just met this man who reminded me so much of the isaac guy from tiktok.. i mean the man looked like a master piece being all pretty and 6'5 at least. i wanna know his name and how's he doing but all ive got was a glance of an eye and i panicked and ran away i hate myself

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"once covid is over" is starting to sound a lot like "when i become mentally stable"

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did i pour boiling hot water all over my hand and am i now trying to cool it down by sticking my hand into a bag of frozen peas?

i do be dumb and clumsy

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why did i fall for a guy i saw on the tram, who looked like he just woke up at 4pm-

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it's freezing cold, snow everywhere, and im sitting on the ground cause a certain somebody forgot to pick me up from the train station lmao what a day

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do i rEALly need to get another tattoo for €450??.......

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not me not eating the entire day and then eating 3 meals at once at 6pm.. balanced diet who

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ive been sending out job applications for the past four hours and im just praying none of those companies ive sent my cv to aren't clients of the company i currently work at.......

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i might've gotten a tattoo and it was the least painful one so far

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apparently i wont be able to work from home no more? you telling me i'll have to get up every morning and prepare myself to be around people all day?? i dont want that

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this year im going to be fierce & brave and for that reason i took the phone case off my iphone

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i decided i was going to be happy this year.

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all wish for in 2021 is to be finally happy. at least a tiny bit happy. i've had enough of just passing through my life all depressed. i wanna live and not wish to die. that's all.