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[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[𝙶 𝚘 𝚕 𝚍 𝚒 𝚖 𝚘 𝚌 𝚔 𝚜 @goldimocks]

Dates are weird like ok I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“are you just going to lay in bed all day”

would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

WOKE UP CRAVING A TRIPLE DIPPER

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

mom: please, please just go play with the other children

christopher robin: *googling how to order zoloft* I can’t the stuffed donkey I’m friends with is clinically depressed

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

How old does someone have to be before you can officially call them a fucking asshole? Please say 6

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

I’m not looking between no goddamn letters on no motherfucking keyboard

[The Card @JaggedAuthor]

Well, allergy pill, the important thing is that you tried.

[Mandy @maandymae]

that’s why he fucked yo bitch you fat mothafucka, WESTSIDE!!!!

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Chili's

[chris @ATR3lDES]

this is kinda the greatest plot twist in the history of cinema when you think about it.

[L🎩 @linofckinvapes]

Fuck Dan shneider . Had my man Gibby wearing no shirt every episode like a thot

[bethany @thenightbethore]

he looks like winnie the pooh (complimentary)

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

A perfect joke that they somehow made even funnier in the movie like the clap at the end takes me out every time hats off to the filmmakers for this one

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

happy international women’s day! if you’re a man you owe me $5 and an apology