your other mom

Bad at hydrangeas. Ibuprofen enthusiast. We write jokes here.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I haven’t licked an envelope in over two decades without thinking of George Costanza.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I love it when people who are newly married post tips about marriage.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Crossing your legs while sneezing counts as cardio.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

[First date]

Me: Tell me about your life insurance policy.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@lasagnaonabeach Reminder to text your best friend pictures. 😘

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

If you enjoy weird smells, teaching might be for you.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

breakfast sandwiches are the closest you get to god

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Thank you for your passive aggressive comment. I loved it so much.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Shrodingers deodorant.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@FatherBeavis99 Haha

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

“Remove bread and let cool for 1-2 hours.” Hahahaha NEVER.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@Seanmk12345 Never

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@GypsyWind269 Yes

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@Christobol1 Exactly

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@tomarken1 Yes

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

So rude that again I am overlooked to perform the Super Bowl halftime show.

[Turgid Verse @gullyvuhr]

why would i only panic at the disco?

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@dexteristwisted I KNOW I AM SORRY

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I ate a sandwich tonight and thought you guys should know.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@TheFinanceRo Ham and turkey on 9 grain

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@hufnagel_Cowboy Next time! Sorry!

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

@HYRTPod Nice work.