Andie (she/her)

USF Alum | Breaking News: Velociraptor in Jurassic Park dies

[oracle 🍰LIU DAY 4EVER @sunbyne_]

oh hey jasons death certifica- GERARD WAY?

[Jackson Hinkle 🇺🇸 @jacksonhinkle]

Gaza before and after the genocide.

[Julia @Julia_CaSsian]

I was having fun with Mario Kart World until this game breaking bug

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

getting stung by a hornet during it's tough to be a bug

[bubbles 🇵🇸 ☭ @ReiUsatwt]

>pope hates him
>sells own bibles
>is worshipped
I think trump might be the anti-christ

[shay 🍉 @holthyde_]

" I'm starting to regret voting for trump "

And now the rest of us have to suffer because you decided to be willfully ignorant cause you thought gas was gonna go down 2 dollars.

[jordzilla @sordijinger]

oh you stole my mario party star? go fuck yourself. we will never be friends ever again.

[mc cracker @chowder94]

irrationally mad at this tweet rn. of course it transcends linguistic boundaries it’s a fucking cognate. that’s what cognates are.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH HE ATE THIS I’M SORRY😭😭😭

[party mom @fifimcfae]

and you used to have to wear a jacket over your halloween costume because it used to be cold in october

[Shahanshah of the Internet Age @ChazakielDoremi]

This has to be like. Objectively measured right. This has to be in the running for 'The single funniest a human being has ever been'

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Hope Maya Rudolph has cleared her schedule

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

The hardest part of being a parent to small children for me is the dumb questions. And it makes me feel like a monster but my kid asked why he couldn’t take a vase to daycare and I said “it’s glass you can’t” and he said “what if a wizard made it not glass” get out of my face

[Cheebs @ChillboBagginz]

“If you’ve ever wanted to live like a hobbit from Lord of the Rings”

Shut up and take my money

[ً @rchllnvrr]

wearing no bra and oversized clothes is self care

[d @dilyoon]

god please take his happiness, triple it, and give it straight back to him

[OsoCuteClub @OsoCuteClub]

The Underwater Breakfast Club 🍴