Andie Wonnacott

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

@John_Cyrano @bloodthrstbooks Also Time Cat by Lloyd Alexander for a slightly different flavor (I wa obsessed with cats as a child...and as an adult).

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

This ad under this comment about Meghan Trainor's wig is killing me.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

American presidents these days are too lazy to just do a 9/11 like they used to. They expect their wars in the Middle East to be handed to them for nothing.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

@crushingit123 @caitiedelaney The music on this one genuinely slaps.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

I've used the same simple and effective makeup routine every day for 20 years:
1. Put on makeup.
2. Decide it's too much.
3. Remove it. Poorly.
4. What's left is your makeup!

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

My family decided to not spend money on each other this Christmas & only do re-gifted/homemade gifts. A lovely anti-consumerist thing.

I've used this as an excuse to spend so much on shit for myself. Can't escape my consumerist nature that easily.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

The three ghosts who had planned to visit UHC CEO on Christmas Eve now sitting around like, "Whelp, that's a simpler method to get someone to see the error of their ways. I guess we have the holiday off now? Is it fucked I liked the work excuse to miss my family Christmas party?"

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

Looking at friends' Spotify Wrapped. Judging those who listened to fewer than 57,779 minutes of music this year for being out of touch with culture. Judging those who listened to more than 57,779 minutes for not having a life. I listened the only appropriate amount, thank you.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

I can't believe the Amazon app doesn't have a dark mode. They know damn well that I do 90% of my shopping when struggling to sleep at 3am.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

Lot of people relieved/disappointed that they might not have to storm the Capitol again.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

On it. I blew my Wordle streak recently, anyway.

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CLICK-IT LINE: We ask that you not cross our digital picket line by playing any of the NYT Games (Wordle, Connections) as well as not using the Cooking App. You can continue to read @Nytimes news content.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

Can you imagine running for office and this is the official photo you send?

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

I read the New Yorker profile on Bowen Yang before bed and then had a dream that Bowen helped me cover up an affair I was having with a married man. He also had SO much of his stuff in my car to the point I suspected he was living there (which he is, of course welcome to do).

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

There are fish swimming around inside the Titanic right now that have no idea how brat they are being.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

If Team Serbia was Nikola Jokić and four clones of himself, would they stand a chance? #USAvsSerbia

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

@jamieloftusHELP JibJab in 2004. YouTube didn't exist, and millions of people went directly to their website for that Bush/Kerry "This Land" song. I was in college and it was a word-of-mouth sensation at a time where you'd have to remember a web address and go back to your dorm room to watch.

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

Nobody in history has ever asked Google 75% of the things that come up when you google "Greg Abbott platform".

One nonsense question and two questions you ask only rhetorically from a podium.

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@CHALVIN2018 Or everything looks good on Mike Conley

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Googled "Baby Reindeer" and love this in the "people also asked".

A) It's cute when children use google.

B) It's cute AI thinks it's relevant...like, I see where you were going: people googling if Baby Reindeer is real + people googling if Rudolph is real but, sweetiepie...no

[Andie Wonnacott @andiewonna]

Everybody talks about the sun as if it's the star of the eclipse while the moon's the one doing all the work.