Andrea Bradley

You want me on your trivia team

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Which planet can I see shining bright over Lake Erie (west?) tonight? @peterjcimino

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

As I sit mere blocks from President Biden at this moment.. let Kamala COOK

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Me: Achoo! Henry: Achoo!
Me: Henry we sneezed at the same time, how crazy!
…….
Me: Henry, I said we sneezed at the same time isn’t that crazy?!
Henry: I know.

😐

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

My children consistently ask to watch The Grinch even 6 months after they’ve seen it last, so I finally shelled out the $7.99. I’ll surprise them on a road trip. Sorry to all other moms but I’ve locked up Mom of the Year 💃🏼

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Life comes at you fast. One day you’re 4 years old chasing a butterfly, and a nanosecond later you see a bird swoop down and eat the butterfly

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

4 year old: “Mom, there aren’t any creatures in the Dead Sea.”

Me: “How do you know that, bud?”

4 year old: “because there’s too much salt in it”

😳

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

@seltzermom Take the drive up to Lockport for their plant sale starting this weekend - they have lots of heirloom varieties and tomatillos! https://t.co/jyym9Blhaw

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Couldn’t fully enjoy the total solar eclipse because my daughter was busy whining but look how cuuuuute

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

“Maybe she’ll be easy to potty train” she said to herself as her daughter pooped in the bathtub for the 50th time in 15 months

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

WHY DO WE ALWAYS LOSE TO THE JAGS?! I scream into the void that is the sleepy New Orleans Warehouse District

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

@paddybrads *prophetic

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

@RealTonyBones @paddybrads You should see my notifications

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Paddy Braids

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Starting to fully understand my next door neighbor growing up. Having a coffee mug in her hand was her ENTIRE personality. I can still hear the way she pronounced caw-fee. I am her and she is me.

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

How is it that in 2023 I cannot stream the US Open women’s final many hours after the fact? Some of us can’t turn the tv on during daylight hours unless it’s for audiences under 5

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

New parenting goals: unlocked

[US Open Tennis @usopen]

Coco is burning bright now 🗣

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Buried the lede with the Poyer/Hyde-flats/drums analogy

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

The family business is football.

#BillsMafia | @Zippo

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

I guess it helps that this DJ is spinning the finest hits of 2006-2013

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Having a grad party next door is like being at a wedding but you can wear your pjs. Patio door is open, meal prepping, drinking wine, and dropping it to ‘Shots’ without having to socialize 💁🏼‍♀️

[Andrea Bradley @andiibradley]

Later that night……

[Paddy Brads @paddybrads]

Country clubs love me. Long haired freaky people…