Me: Achoo! Henry: Achoo!
Me: Henry we sneezed at the same time, how crazy!
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Me: Henry, I said we sneezed at the same time isn’t that crazy?!
Henry: I know.
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My children consistently ask to watch The Grinch even 6 months after they’ve seen it last, so I finally shelled out the $7.99. I’ll surprise them on a road trip. Sorry to all other moms but I’ve locked up Mom of the Year 💃🏼
@seltzermom Take the drive up to Lockport for their plant sale starting this weekend - they have lots of heirloom varieties and tomatillos! https://t.co/jyym9Blhaw
Starting to fully understand my next door neighbor growing up. Having a coffee mug in her hand was her ENTIRE personality. I can still hear the way she pronounced caw-fee. I am her and she is me.
How is it that in 2023 I cannot stream the US Open women’s final many hours after the fact? Some of us can’t turn the tv on during daylight hours unless it’s for audiences under 5
Having a grad party next door is like being at a wedding but you can wear your pjs. Patio door is open, meal prepping, drinking wine, and dropping it to ‘Shots’ without having to socialize 💁🏼♀️