Andi Eberly, CMP

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[Andi Eberly, CMP @AndiLeighB]

@XfinitySupport love spending what I do on Xfinity to have not only my WiFi drop during work but now can’t get live tv to work. Your AI assistant is zero help. Error code XRE-03059, trouble connecting, this sucks. Where’s Verizon??

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

For everyone hyping up Trump’s speech tonight like it’s going to be some kind of revolutionary proof of election fraud:

Why is he saying it on national television and not to a grand jury? Why has nobody been charged with anything? Should be a slam dunk case, right?

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

If you aren't convinced by this point that Trump and half of the elected officials in DC are being blackmailed by Israel over Epstein to do their bidding, you are, sadly, a lost cause.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Tonight Donald Trump will confirm he is the gravest threat to our democracy.

This isn’t the rule of law — it’s the Rule of Don.

Do NOT bow to this mad king.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

So the Supreme Court protects Monsanto and Trump protects glyphosate.

But no one is standing up for cancer patients.

Awful, just awful.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

Good morning Independent Americans who are fed up with the two party America Last failed system!! 🇺🇸

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran.
Trump is giving $300 billion to Iran

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

$300 BILLION DOLLARS TO IRAN??!!!

Trump agreed to give Iran $300 BILLION dollars for reconstruction cost after Trump bombed Iran.

Are you kidding me? What an embarrassment!

Americans are getting screwed again!!

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

He started it.
He fucked it all up.
He lied & lied & lied & lied about it.
He made them stronger.
He made us weaker.
He surrendered.
He lost.
And then he gave them billions & billions & billions.

MAGA, MAGA.

[Andi Eberly, CMP @AndiLeighB]

@WMAR2News Dig a little deeper into him from 2002 - stalking then attacking in the victims’ homes. 2023 teen case, we thought this violated his parole terms to send him back to prison. Judge gave him rehab and leniency. And here we are.

[WMAR-2 News @WMAR2News]

A registered sex offender who did time in Virginia for raping two women at gunpoint now faces assault charges after terrorizing women in Cecil County.

FULL STORY: https://t.co/vogig8ePPI

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[Andi Eberly, CMP @AndiLeighB]

This is the man who followed my daughter. Same man who committed two horrible sexual assaults in 2002. He was on probation when he was arrested for following my child. He was on probation for that crime when he attacked two more women…justice system needs to do better.

[MD State Police @MDSP]

#NewsAlert @mdsp arrested Cecil Co man for 2 reported assaults on females within the last month. Police urge anyone who has been a victim or has relevant info to contact: [email protected]. Tips may remain confidential.
Read: https://t.co/ZXkPs461e5

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[Ditchy2 @Aditchy2]

@SecretaryBurgum @POTUS You people flip your shit over pride flags then go out and deface American cultural sites for your own vanity, the cult is unhinged and anyone refusing to call out this shit or the east wing demolition is not a patriot, just a traitor.

[Charli Huxley @ImKnotTheOne]

Who knew the Anti-Christ was going to be packaged as some remedial, fat inarticulate pedophilic slob…

Most thought it would have been some intelligent, smooth talking, suave orator..

We got the Earth version of Jabba the Hutt.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Those who pray are aware of their own limitations; they do not kill or threaten with death. Instead, death enslaves those who have turned their backs on the living God, turning themselves and their own power into a mute, blind and deaf idol (Ps 115:4–8), to which they sacrifice every value, demanding that the whole world bend its knee. Enough of the idolatry of self and money! Enough of the display of power! Enough of war! True strength is shown in serving life. #Peace

[Acyn @Acyn]

Taylor: The day that I decided to quit that administration was the day when a mentor of mine from capitol hill had died. His name was John McCain. The flags were at half staff around the country, and the president was trying to call us in Australia on the other side of the world, to say, not put out a statement in honor of John McCain, but to say, raise the flags back up. I don't care if you agreed with John McCain or disagreed. It didn't matter like Bob Mueller, he served this country in uniform. He was a sitting united States senator. He deserved to be honored with the flags at half staff—for the president of the United States to be so petty, so small and petty, to tell us to raise the flags back up in an act of active dishonor, tells you everything you need to know about that man and his lack of integrity and character.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

How many wins in 2026?

[Andi Eberly, CMP @AndiLeighB]

@Maga_Trigger Let’s see how it goes - 2/3 vote from Congress and then 38 governors signing off. If it works? Bring in Obama. Primary W on GOP. Just because he can run, doesn’t mean he will win.