Andruw

Resident Doc with a caboose | Ever know someone who drives boats for a summer job and can’t swim? 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Andruw @andiope_]

You telling me a crab gooned this rang?

[Andruw @andiope_]

@eeners @MegEBrock Furthermore, I always encourage my adolescent patients to talk about their symptoms and health during clinic visits! Someday, you’re not going to be at every doctor’s appt. They need to be comfortable relaying information about their health; perfect time to start that process.

[Andruw @andiope_]

@eeners @MegEBrock Pregnancy is IN the differential for abdominal pain for any ovulating person. Furthermore, there are medications we can give for abdominal pain that could be teratogenic. However, I think discussing what tests are being ordered with parents is totally warranted and appropriate.

[Andruw Wittels, MD @AndruwWittels]

Hey look at this!! Can’t wait to be the first doctor in the family and make everyone proud. 🥹❤️

[Andruw @andiope_]

@sihleymyrus Heck yeah!!! 🥹❤️

[the name is Jaz @DamnJazAgain]

I’m from Tampa and what’s odd about this is that he was working in a construction site and a pile of bricks fell on his head. He was paralyzed from it and was put on life support, and died 5 days later. They are trying to say this is his cause of death to avoid paying out to his family.

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

Residency program: *opens my application*

my app:

[Kelleysie @KelMarie1990]

Larry the Cucumber did not go to therapy 25 years ago so you could ignore your mental health today.

[Michael Justus @mhjrad]

me: *presents my assessment and plan*

attending:

[Westin Wong @WestinWong]

The USPSTF recommends a little treat every single day

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

me @ dairy products

[🟡 48 Laws of Oysters @DesignasaursWHO]

ALRIGHT. Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE IT LIKE THAT.