“I wanted to ask you if you wanted to go out for the day on my boat?”
Excuse sir, did you say BOAT!? Ladies, the problem isn’t men it’s that we are dating men our own age.
I have no self control when I see a thick ribbed top. I need it. It’s different than all the others I have. No bra needs to be worn. I can work out in this top. I can get drinks in this top. I can lounge. Truly unbeatable.
Visited 4 countries, zip lined over the ocean, traveled down the Martha Brae River in Jamaica, & celebrated ONE YEAR of First Corner. I’m tired lol I’ll be in my bed with my cat for the next five business days if you need me.
Nowadays, I would be able to squat his ass on my shoulders and out run him with ease on any given day. Reading this two years later makes me laugh and applaud myself for ALL the strength I’ve gained physically, emotionally, & mentally. Cheers baby !! 😚💪🏼
I have no self control when I see a thick ribbed top. I need it. It’s different than all the others I have. No bra needs to be worn. I can work out in this top. I can get drinks in this top. I can lounge. Truly unbeatable.
The hack is when you find a clothing item you like, buy multiple. And by that I mean I own 8 pairs of the exact same biker shorts. You must be thinking, ahh one in every color. Nope, identical.
spin instructor told me I would make a horrible draft because I’m thin. thank you for the compliment sir (boosted tf outta my ego) but this skinny ass isn’t doing me well on this skinny ass seat.
I thrifted mom jeans today that fit both my waist and thighs with no gapping. Oh and they are light wash. Oh AND I can sit in them. This is what winning feels like.
The biggest demonstration of love I witnessed on #LoveIsBlind was Deepti’s for herself. I got goosebumps watching this! So so proud of her for knowing her worth 👸🏽❤️👑
I can talk myself out of thinking anyone’s attractive by telling myself they have a dirty bathroom.
Think he’s cute? Well, his shower curtain has mold on it. It’s over, simple.