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Student

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

" You go to jail for stealing a chicken but you become a governor for stealing a billion shillings "- Nyawanga Owuor.

( Video Courtesy of Sauti Sessions

[Mëan Feen🏴‍☠️ @Robatuss1n]

how it feels to be the only one in the friend group who still smokes weed

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Uzuri ya samaki hauezi pata samaki ya punda, unlike nyama ya dogi

[bukayo @mut1nda]

ile siku you’ll see your ‘avoidant’ with someone they actually really like ndio utajua anaku kitu kama avoidant…they just dont rate you enough (ouch ik)🤣🤣🤣

[Arpit Kool @arpitk217]

Negative 😭😭

[slim🍇 @matoslim254]

When you sleep over at your friends house but they smoke for breakfast instead of eating

[Wacky Hijinks @wacky_hijinks]

Helicopters seem to exist solely to kill celebrities and politicians

[Ngubius Maximus @Noble_Pleb]

People don't appreciate how stinking rich the American Empire is . 😂😂😂 Spacex went public and minted what? 4000 millionaires overnight ? Crazy

[Mwenda🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Davidkmwenda]

Mumetesa wasichana Nairobi hadi hakuna sunshine anymore

[hapo tu @andollo_ke]

@Its_Roddie If at all what she's saying is true, huyo mzee labda alikua anajua huyo mtoto si wake....izo mateso ni too much

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

bitches calling yo dick pretty is such a top tier compliment

[Auntie Crepes @Nyamburah_]

Okay, I’m back here for more submissions…

1. Mutoriah - Wendo ni murimu
2. Ywaya Tajiri - Lonely
3. Bensoul & Xenia - Chizi
4. Billy Black - Watangoja
5. Brandy & Ajay - Navigate
6. Phy - Taboo, also - Ruka
8. H_art the Band - Papaya man
9. Hildah Watiri - Masaa ya saa nane

[Thatswhatshesaid @Neema_M11]

Wazee watatuua na mawaidha zao za kishenzi

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Ssaru starts off the song Maintain by saying, "Leo ni Jumamosi, saa ni saa sita. Imefika ile siku ya kukubali mi ni cheater."
The escalation??? Our girl saw it was 12pm on a Saturday and went well, I've seen enough, it's time to cheat.

[NOONE☠️ @younextgirl2]

😭😅😅😅

[SUNTAN 🍀 @_mynameisntsant]

Nimeambiwa niwatch love island before afike ndio we discuss #obedientBf #yappingWithMyGirl

[WiseMan @yalla_ke]

Death toll ya hii serikali iko almost kupita ya PEV. Yenye bado ni yao. 💔

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

When my Taxin gives me direct orders to do laundry at 3am

[Kip🇯🇲 Too🪻 @ant1_bruno3]

Umeanza na nzi