We Did, We Do, You Can. No funny handshakes, we go out, have a laugh & do some good. If that sounds like you thing, we can definitely provide it for you.
BREAKING: A beer was thrown at President Trump during a press conference this morning in Washington. Trump was unharmed. Since the beer was a draft,... he was able to dodge it.
Dear Reform-voting ladies…
Do you know you’re voting for a party that wants to:
❌ Scrap the Equality Act - your legal protection against workplace discrimination & unequal pay
❌ Kill the Online Safety Act - the law protecting you from revenge porn
❌ Vote AGAINST the bill to stop workplace sexual harassment
❌ Stack the party with anti-abortion politicians - some opposing termination even in cases of rape
❌ Push “pro-family” policies that put women back in the home
I guess the question is…
Do you hate immigrants more than you love your rights?
Let me walk you through what happened one hour before Trump announced the five day moratorium on Iran strikes.
$1.5 billion in notional S&P E-mini futures contracts. Four to six times normal activity.
One hour before the announcement.
Simultaneously, $192 million in crude oil futures purchased at the same time.
They made between $300 and $400 million dollars off those trades.
Trump claimed he spoke to an Iranian official to negotiate the moratorium.
The Iranians said that person doesn't exist and the conversation never happened.
This is not the first time.
It has happened multiple times. He says something. The trade goes on. He says another thing. The market moves.
But whatever you call it — they are laughing at you and they are laughing at me while they do it.
Hunter Biden sold a painting and Washington lost its mind.
These people are making hundreds upon hundreds of millions of dollars trading on information that only exists inside the most powerful office in the world.
I think we are dramatically underreporting how much money is actually being made here.
This isn't politics anymore.
This is a financial operation running out of the White House.
@hawkins_carole@vicderbyshire@GaynorCymru The fact you think it has a right wing bias and others think it has a left wing bias kinda suggests it presents a pretty balanced view and it is those accusing it of being biased who are the biased ones.
@icrowson@AmirRazavi19 Well, calling a female firefighter a 'fireman' would make even less sense than calling someone who writes for the Sun a journalist.
Hey @Ryanair, my parents who are in their 70s and 80s, had accidentally downloaded the return flight boarding card instead of the outgoing ones and you charged them £110 to print them at the airport. £110 for 2 pieces of paper which took 1 minute. Shame on you
@JolyonMaugham On the 14th of July, the OBR REVERSED its previous advice to the Treasury. It now believes Net Zero will SAVE money.
https://t.co/23mKcL0uPf
Kangaroo courts don’t allow defendant to be advised by best KC in England, paid for in full by state, with full opportunity to argue their case, before tribunal advised by and acting upon advice of Court of Appeal judge. Kangaroo no. Sour grapes yes.
As people may now well know, I have added the name ‘Suzy’ to my names.
So going forward I am preferring Suzy but I don’t mind Eddie.
And I prefer she/her but I don’t mind he/him.
So no one can really get it wrong unless they call me Kenneth or Sabrina.
I am remaining Eddie Izzard in public.
Thank you.
Suzy/Eddie.
Never forget. This man asked people to vote on #Brexit. Without defining what Brexit meant. Without carrying out any projections of consequences. All in an (unsuccessful) attempt to settle an internal Tory party feud. He then knighted all his mates and f***ed off into the sunset.
“Brexit” has been going for less than two years (more about that later).
Even in that short time it has shown itself to be an obviously unsustainable, accelerating disaster.
@RishiSunak@Keir_Starmer & other party leaders: this is on you.
A long 🧵. /1.
I think people are forgetting one simple fact about the indictments against Donald:
The evidence is very strong.
The idea that D.A. Alvin Bragg would bring a weak case against a man who was not only the leader of the free world but who is a career criminal who's been walking around in a suit of armor made out of impunity since 1973 is beyond absurd.
As former federal prosecutor, @AWeissmann_ said on MSNBC, the tape recording of Donald talking to Michael Cohen about the payments to @StormyDaniels, in which he suggested they "pay with cash,” would be compelling to any jury because it shows his intent to hide those payments.
Donald has also painted himself into a corner when it comes to Michael Cohen’s testimony because the recording corroborates that intent. Plus, there are 34 counts altogether--this is deadly serious.
Donald is fucked.