Andr3wsky

(This is my only account. I do not have any backups.)
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[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Fine ghoul

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

After 12 years of taking office selfies, today was (in all likelihood) my last day in this office. Not gonna miss the commute, am going to miss the incredible natural lighting

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Just delulu enough to believe this insane filter could be my look. All I’d need is good lighting, a touch of makeup, a professional beard trim, microbladed brows, Botox, lip filler, a microdermabrasion, Botox, extensive facial reconstructive surgery,...

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Jokes aside, it’s kinda weird to do a *deep* search after making a video talking about the *lengths* I take to avoid this kind of stuff

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

I am more than just one huge hunk of meat. Not much more, admittedly, but still...
The main system guide is on my profile.

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been spiraling over unresolved religious trauma since Evangelicals decided to try to kick start Armageddon by launching billions of dollars of munitions at Iran. Even reading the news makes me feel a little panic attacky, bu...

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Find the answers on my page.

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Sorry I’ve been MIA. I’ve been spiraling over unresolved religious trauma since Evangelicals decided to try to kick start Armageddon by launching billions of dollars of munitions at Iran. Even reading the news makes me feel a little panic attacky, bu...

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

my main page.

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Guess that’s it for the stalwart defenders of the patriarchy 😭😭😭

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Was it only me, or was everyone at the Oscars dressed like a villain from a Wild Wild West reboot?...
Access the main stream on my page.

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

They’ve been creating a crescendo ever since entering (be cool)

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

You know it’s a good idea when even the haters begin saying stuff like “I hate Andr3w with every fiber of my being. Hair looks good tho.”

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

The whole truth is waiting upstairs.

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Nothing puts a smile on my face the way this does!

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

I’m really bad (at this). Last chance to grab tickets for the Worthy Pop Up Bar in support of . I’m bartending from 4-6 tonight. If you can’t make it, please consider donating! Link in bio for more info

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Technically they’re moving Kristi Noem into some fake job. Should move her into jail tho

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

Every day we drift farther from god’s light

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

They call me ranch cause I stay dressin’. Trying my fit for my shift at the Worthy Pop-Up event THIS FRIDAY. Please buy tix (or donate if you can’t make it); this stuff is a nightmare to take on and off. Donation link 🔗 in bio

[Andr3wsky @andr3wskymgey]

I’m obviously no expert, but this is my hypothesis