Rais Andrabi

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[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Rajesh Kalra @rajeshkalra]

He was so far ahead of his time. Simply brilliant!
Jaspal Bhatti had predicted @IndiGo6E fiasco three decades ago and sent an SOS then 😂

[Sunanda Roy 👑 @SaffronSunanda]

Jingle Bell Bhojpuri is a Masterpiece 😹

Don't miss this 😹😹 https://t.co/YaHgzSNPwG

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

A funny but scary case caught in Ghaziabad 4 days ago. 🧵

This will make you realise how easy it is to con people, that too with the help of police.

And no, this is not a case of cyber fraud.
Hardcore physical method acting level fraud.

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[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

"Sadhguru uses his brain to convince you NOT to use your own brain, so that he then can control your thoughts" - Javed Akhtar🫡

[Prashant Kanojia @KanojiaPJ]

इसपर क़ानूनी कारवाई होनी चाहिए अंधविश्वास के नाम पर ये आडंबर देश को मिट्टी में मिला देगा। भारत क्यों ग़ुलाम रहा इसका यह जीता जागता सबूत है।

[Mohammed Zubair @zoo_bear]

Here's what BJP MP Maneka Gandhi has to say on #ISKCON and Cow Slaughter.

[DrMadhuTeckchandani @msteckchandani]

@ambkcsingh This Turkish film is only two minutes long and has no words. 27 awards have been received. Amazing indeed!

[𝐒𝐢𝐝𝐝 @sidd_sharma01]

"The Curious Case of Bajaman Burden"

Over the years someone has earned such a reputation that everything needs / requires a close scrutiny.

- Joined French Classes in the very year they were founded in Ahmedabad 1981, at the age of 31 Years

- Joined & enrolled on Saturday 5th Dec, 1981 with a fees of 125/- (while that were the time claimed to have been begging)

- This time it weren't an ENTIRE Program

- French used quality products during 70s-80s: Neither the color of the card faded in 42 Years nor the Pen's ink or the punched Registration No or the Revenue Ticket Stamp pasted.

- Spic & Span condition of the Card (not a single spot or ageing)

- Someone lost his graduation degree issued in 1978 but has kept the admission card of an institute issued 3 Years later, is incredible.

- He chose to reveal this rejuvenating & refreshing association with France as early as 1981 only during his 7th Visit to the Nation.

- Before leaving India he gave the admission card to ANI as a proof so that when he mentions about his long term association with France the News can be published by ANI with the proof of his Admission Card.
How cute of him to have thought so much!!!

#AllianceFrançaise #AllianceFrançaiseAhmedabad #FranceSePuranaNaataHai #FrenchStudies1981 #FrenchAdmissionCard #ANIHasTheProof #FrenchSeMeinGilliDandaKheltaTha #ModiFranceVisit #ModiInFrance #ModiFrance #FrenchLanguage #DegreeLost

[✎𝒜 πundhati🌵🍉🇵🇸 @Polytikles]

"The Modi-Adani Files"

A Documentary you must watch Today.
https://t.co/cTDQKYbOcz

[Rants&Roasts @Sydusm]

A lesson that Indians can never learn. Watch carefully.

[Suby #ReleaseSanjivBhatt #Palestine #VoteChori @Subytweets]

What 14 Prime Ministers of India in 67 years couldn't do (their combined borrowing/debt is 56 lakh Crores), Modi managed 100 Lakh Crores in just 9 years. And Navika is trying to stare him down while squirming on her seat. Can ayone tell me who the guy is?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Tumbleweeds start out as tiny seedlings; by summer the plant has a round shape. They grow flowers and fruits. By fall they dry and detach from their roots, so they spread their seeds

[source: https://t.co/XLKA9YjF8U]
[video: https://t.co/JqAMLmJ4nx]

[Maya S 🇮🇳 @balamy]

@SrBachchan this is misinformation. A celebrity like you can always verify from people in Chennai about Goddess Kanchi Kamakshi and the daily darshan timings it’s also available on line. Please delete this tweet.

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

This is beauty of Sanatana dharma, nothing is impossible ❤️

[Paranjoy Guha Thakurta @paranjoygt]

Adani: A $130 Billion Scandal – a 25 minute documentary film by ColdFusion https://t.co/8NANcijjPk via @YouTube

[🎒Shailja #FreePalestine Patel @shailjapatel]

George W Bush bombed the Iraqi city of Fallujah with white phosphorus and depleted uranium in 2004. Nineteen years later, Fallujah has the highest rate of birth defects in the world. Higher than Hiroshima and Nagasaki after the U.S. dropped atom bombs on them.

[Hindenburg Research @HindenburgRes]

Key listed Adani co's have also taken on substantial debt, including pledging shares of inflated stock for loans, putting the group on precarious financial footing. 5 of 7 key listed companies have reported current ratios below 1, indicating near-term liquidity pressure. (6/x)