Andras Jacobs

full time slag part time flop

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

Does @russellhoward have a little hole in his t shirt for the mic to be there? That seems odd to me 😂

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

Why did chicken become the default egg? Like there���s literally every bird but chickens won, what’s that about?

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

Getting VERY bored of being people’s ‘friend’ always making friends with me. Would quite like someone to fancy me, must feel amazing to have a guy fancy you. Hopefully one day I’ll get to experience that,
We’ll see I guess

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

At the end of the day you can’t slay the gay away so you might as well get on with it

[Ben Walker @BenWalkerGB]

From May next year you need ID to vote. Passports are fine. Driving licenses are fine. But look at this sh*t:

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

So exciting Bands Visit got nominated!!!

So proud of everyone who worked on this lovely show 🤩

[Donmar Warehouse @DonmarWarehouse]

We're excited to have been nominated for 4 #WOSAwards! 🥳

You can vote for the winners now https://t.co/FS6e2g6IOX

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

I just had the longest dream! I lived another persons LIFE and it’s still only 1:30 am, WHAT THE FUCK

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

@Telegraph what the actual FUCK is this utter nonsense?

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

That's just put us back another 30 years

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

Loved being part of this awesome show!

[Donmar Warehouse @DonmarWarehouse]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Here’s a musical made of magic to send the soul soaring… a new, effortlessly seductive production by Michael Longhurst… I’d watch it again in a flash.” @Telegraph

📰 https://t.co/KN6RRf0sXh

🎟️ https://t.co/Dke34zavAv

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

This is actually the MOST exciting thing ever!!

[Donmar Warehouse @DonmarWarehouse]

Coming up in Summer 2023 the UK premiere of NEXT TO NORMAL, Tom Kitt and Brian Yorkey’s Pulitzer Prize and Tony Award-winning musical, directed by @mrmrlonghurst

https://t.co/GAjgHpn8LS

[EVE @eve_comedydrama]

69 countries across the world still criminalise homosexuality. Coming out is still a struggle in 2022. Help celebrate National Coming Out tomorrow by watching our short comedy drama, Eve .We’ll be screening it for 24 hours on YouTube from 12pm.Follow this post to access the film!

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

Why do you hit every red light when you’re running late? It’s the WORST

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

The thing I will never understand about Below Deck is you’ve rented a million pound yacht and then you have a tacky theme party. Like what? Why?

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

Dear TV people we NEED a new Trinny and Susannah show. Let’s make it happen

[Donmar Warehouse @DonmarWarehouse]

Your first look at THE BAND'S VISIT 🎶

Our brand new production of the multi Tony Award-winning musical is now previewing

🎟️ https://t.co/Dke34zavAv
📸 @brennerphotos

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Except you weren’t invited were you? Clackwanker

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

@tiktok_uk TikTok shop needs to FUCKING DIE please

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

I’m so confused I feel like the entire objective of golf is to play as little golf as possible. That feels strange

[Andras Jacobs @andrasjac]

The fact is you can’t French exit off a picnic table