Andrea

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me when that person remembers a detail about me that I only told them once

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[miia @miiagarro]

just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first it's bc he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go thru his phone

[maico.🫯 @kniveswy]

eu também pegaria um tijolo se meu namorado fosse se encontrar de madrugada com uma amiga de trabalho em um estacionamento vazio

[Agent Dale Cooper @omzs890]

I love saying wrong bitch

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

i’m just a girl

[champagnemami @danipedroza27]

Me : drake got leaked
My man : and you watched it
Me :

[alleykins @alleyynicoleee]

me to my dad when i’m bout to ask him for some money🤭🤭

[🎀 @sagprincesss_]

i love girls who not finna die behind a boy 😭😭😭😭

[RPENA @rpena3kr]

We love you Dr. Blackmon !

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me after getting “u belong to me” text

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“i don’t care what he doin”

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

New year, same me cuz I wasn’t the problem

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

‘Thought you quit drinking’

Me:

[Christian @districtlazo]

Accurate to me