Andrea Strem

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

“I’m gonna be Alex Henderson’s wife in a couple of days” oh no hunny you’re not #LoveIsBlind

[tala 🍉 @fo1klvre]

“Honey, I’m home!” [GUNSHOT] #TheSummerITurnedPretty

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

nightmare fuel #BIP

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

i be like "i’m fine" then shake my leg 160 mph

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

genuinely confused as to why they are interviewing players as they are ACTIVELY playing?? like literally in their ear? #yankeegame

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

holy fucking cringe at Rachel’s group date

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

“guess what? I don’t care” - a young child to his dad on my American Airlines flight today

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

do not start. with those sky booms. i don’t like them. and you don’t deserve them

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

Just a reminder: We didn’t outlaw cigarettes. We just put a bunch of sensible laws around them and as a result hundreds of thousands of gruesome deaths were prevented.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

In the aftermath of the Uvalde shooting, Greg Abbott went to a re-election fundraiser while Beto O'Rourke went to donate blood. The difference could not be more obvious.

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

there’s a special place in hell for whoever designed the Aritzia dressing rooms. Yes, sharing a mirror with a 15 year old arguing with her mother is exactly the shopping experience I was hoping for

[B.J. Novak @bjnovak]

No prob = no problem
All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Because comedians don’t have a medical chart for everyone in the audience.

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

This year, I will bring violence to the GLAADs.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

every episode of Modern Family got me like

[Andrea Strem @andrea_strem]

10/10 good boy @dog_rates

[the miseducation of dennis sweeney @Dennis_Runk]

My Chauncey boy. He’s a good little lad but sometimes needs to make better decisions

[Hilarie Burton Morgan @HilarieBurton]

I’ve been very vocal about my miscarriages. I wrote this note back in September. This Texas deal? They’re coming for you if you have a miscarriage. All it takes is a neighbor “reporting” you. Think of every woman you know who has miscarried. She will now be considered a suspect.