Andrea Lyons

plainville || International Institute of Cosmetology alumni ✂️|| I don’t think I really care ✨||

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

I'm probably the deffination of crazy ex girlfriend in the dictionary

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

NASCAR, we're just racing in circles again

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

If I had three wishes, I’d waste em on youuuuuu

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

I shoulda came home, came home sooner

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

@laurlaur_ward Picture of above mentioned “boy” plz

[Lauren @laurlaur_ward]

I love being underestimated, it lights my fire.

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

now i gotta wait for it to get here 😣

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW CAR BBY🎊😫❤️

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

I can’t wait to tell my therapist 🙃

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

GAYYYYY

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

@laurlaur_ward Rude

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

You ever have just a really good day, come home and have no one to share it with???? That shit hurtsssss

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

Made the mistake of thinking my dog was responsible enough to walk herself from her runner to the door w/out a leash 🙃 spent the next 30 minutes chasing her through the neighborhood

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

Look at you, cool guy, you got it 👍🏼

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

if you watch my story every day we’re in a relationship i dont make the rules

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

Can I buy a weed wacker?
Absolutely, easy.
Can I start said weed wacker?
No, not a shot.

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

Sorry I have to be home by 10 to put my dogs eye drops in

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

I have to get cheese every time I go to the grocery store even though I have a drawer full at home 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Andrea Lyons @andreaa_lyonss]

Don’t apologize if you can’t look me in my eyes

[nesrin danan @blackprints]

if gossiping was an olympic sport i would be simone biles