a n d r e a

Midwest art kid. Married ❤️ Boy mom. I tweet about work and weird shit I overhear.

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3: “let’s go home!”
Me: “no mama wants coffee.”
3: “we have coffee at home”
🤣

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@xelastarkly That’s my favorite flavor! Are they selling somewhere in town or just the farmers market?

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@xelastarkly Reminds me of this video lol

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My brother just sent me his Spotify wrapped LOOOOOOOL

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In 2016 I went to bed so I didn’t have to think about the election and I just woke up to see who won… I’m going to do that again this year 💤

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My old boss in my new job also does this 😆

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When your old manager still calls you for questions/problem solving for your old job 🤣 only because it’s her do I answer 🙈

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Maybe I don’t want a raccoon, I want a red panda 😍

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Today I learned that the red panda is so unique, it has no close relatives. It's the only living species in its genus AND family.

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@xelastarkly It’s a nice thing but also, terrible.

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Benefits to cleaning out my house?? finding a $100 target gift card!!!!!!

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Me on every work call: “hi! It’s Andrea in HR, how’s it going?”
Every goddamn store: “well….its been rough. And stressful. But I’m here?”

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Doesn’t work tomorrow so this girl is gonna sleep in

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I think Blippi when I see him but no one agrees 😆

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“Omg I love your hair! Did you just get it done?”

On July 31st, yes. Not anytime recently.

“Idk something about you today is different!”

I’m wearing glasses?

“No, your hair is definitely what’s different.”

This happened about 4x today.

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It was also 7 loads of laundry this round as well lol

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So this was the last time I washed EVERYTHING. I’ve done small loads here and there when I ran out of pants and underwear. But only every couple of months after everything else has piled up do I finally attack the laundry. Ugh

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7 loads of laundry. Washed, dried, folded, AND put away… and somehow I still thought “I need some new shirts” 🙄😆

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This was a lie and they made us wait an additional 5 days lol

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Today we find out who our new boss will be 😬

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I’ve officially washed all of my laundry, folded half of everything annnnnd put away none of it 🤣🙈

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OH at the movie theater: “I’m sorry, you can’t bring your 5yo to see Deadpool.”

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Me: WHY AM I SO AWAKE

Also me: oh yeah, I had that iced coffee from Starbucks with an espresso shot in it at 3pm

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I’m so low on my Nespresso pods stash that I’m finally using up the sample pods lol