andrea brennan

[andrea brennan @andreabrennan_]

A naked iPhone is a vibe

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are u ok" no my stomach literally always hurts

[dev @devvvrobot]

I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Joe Biden is fine calling Trump supporters "white supremacists" & "terrorists" but he's not okay calling illegal aliens "illegal aliens." Think about that.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Masking has become "patriotic" because it stopped being a method of disease transmission prevention and started becoming, to the Left, a sign of personal virtue.

[emotional support creampie @FeelingFisky]

“no worries! haha” - me, literally shaking from anxiety

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Democrats #DefundThePolice.

But then expect the police to enforce their crazy #COVIDー19 rules.

How about we support the police and let them stop real crimes?

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Wait until they find out that I also think women should be feminine— and I enjoy cooking for and taking care of my husband.

DEFCON 1.

[Bridget Phetasy @BridgetPhetasy]

People shocked Trump got even more votes this election: Maybe next time don’t torch American cities while screaming “defund the police” the summer before the election. I don’t know. Just spitballing here. I’m not a political genius.

[lindsey bryce @lindseymontero_]

if you can’t be friends with someone just because of the candidate they voted for, then you are one of the problems in this country

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For everybody who promised to leave the country if Trump won you can leave. For everybody else regardless of political affiliation let’s all work together to make the best of these next 4 years.

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

GO GREEN
GO WHITE

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

A highly accomplished, working mother of seven young children is about to sit on the highest court in the land, the top of her profession

...And not a single Democrat is voting for her confirmation

That should tell you everything you need to know about their "pro-woman" party

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Perhaps the strategy here is for Trump to tire Biden out. We're all tired, and it's 33 minutes in.

[Heidii😋 @juicyyheidii]

Clap for your friends even if their dreams take off before yours.

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Candles burning in a clean home is another level of peace and comfort

[KOTA @KotaTheFriend]

If you tell yourself something enough times it becomes your reality. Really gotta be nice to yourself. Just a reminder, cus today i had to remind me.

[Ashe @ashemusic]

everyone has an idea of what’s “best” for you. that doesn’t make them right

[Dinesh D'Souza @DineshDSouza]

Has the CDC and the medical establishment given any explanation for the revised data showing fewer than 10,000 confirmed deaths from #Coronavirus alone? This is a brewing scandal of epic proportions @realdonaldtrump

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

I be at Trader Joe’s with no list just vibes