Andrea

[syd divine @SydDivineTarot]

Me if i were a carebear

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Girls named Andrea are always like “actually it’s pronounced Andrea”

[Oriana Nichelle @OrianaNichelle]

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

oh look another beautiful day. should we all quit our jobs and get margaritas outside?

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

airpods are charging

[xavier @dicnowder]

is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???

[LowBudgetMuthafucka @LowBudgetMofo]

I'm walking on sunshine you stupid bitch

[Roshan Patel @roshanpateI]

Friend making $20/hr as a barista: “No worries bro, I"ll cover this one and you'll get the next one!”

Friend making $450k as a software engineer: “Can you Venmo me $3.62 for your share of the Uber ride?”

[Yellow @softbfbvnny]

thick thighs???? oh you mean noise cancelling headphones

[Jimmy John’s @jimmyjohns]

will u be my valentine?

[danlet @evildanevil]

Nice image of ur apartment. i am zooming in on all of your belongings

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*serious situation*

My brain:

[gill @contactabrother]

do u want to come over while i watch tiktok at full volume

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Real