Andrea

the universe can’t get you if you don’t let yourself be got 🪐

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

How do I say “I’m having a certified silly goose moment” but professionally and in an email?

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

I drunk text my:
❌ boyfriend
❌ friends
❌ exes
✅mom

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

I texted my grandma that I was having a tough day and she immediately started sending photos of her garden. They’re still coming in. I love her.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

imagine being so powerful that conservatives boycott every single company that offers you a brand deal like that’s mother to me

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

@aaaaaaaa6666669 I oil the lengths of my hair with either avocado or alma oil for 30 minutes before washing my hair 2x per week and always use a leave in conditioner after wash days. These 2 things have made the biggest difference in my hair over the years. Good luck and I hope this helps 💕

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[bayesian asian (43/50 paintings) @etirabys]

favorite tumblr post I've reblogged in a while

(painting attached in next tweet, strongly recommend reading the text first)

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

paid verification only lasted 48 hours, but what a 48 hours they were

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

BREAKING: in light of recent news, top democrats will be writing “enough is enough” on a paper airplane and throwing it into the sky

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

Just once in your life, I hope you have a roomate who will immediately start making pancakes if you come home upset 🍓 🥞

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

Every now and again my dad will send me a picture from when I was in high school and I am instantly humbled 👁👄👁

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

COMIN OUT OF MY CAGE IVE BEEN DOIN JUST FINE

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

Lesbians? Out. Punani pals? In.

[saltmatey.bsky.social🌛 @saltmatey]

I like my women diabolical and completely unhinged

[𝖈𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎 ⏾⋆ @corriature]

love laugh lobotomy

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

The lord is testing me and I have not studied

[sk @kirkxxs]

every episode of America’s Next Top Model was just Tyra Bank’s version of squid games

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My parents really had me Listening to Goodbye Earl by the Dixie Chicks when I was a toddler and were surprised I grew up to be a feminist

[Andrea @andreahuntern]

I’m just a silly goose in a world of formal geese 😩