andrea jablonski

high brow trash

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

lisa frank made me gay

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

my pronouns are hehe/haha

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

my girlfriend thinks my cat has fetal alcohol syndrome

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

if I don’t see gaga i’m going to kms. send money thx

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

just took an incredible poop, do not text

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

@AMCHelps I need help reactivating my membership pls

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

does anyone have space cowboy’s location?

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

who won a lucy dacus ticket and will let me buy it for three kisses and $5?

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

where’s missy elliot?

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

my pronouns are hehe/haha

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

@a_____a__a___a I don’t think about them, I’m too deep in the cranberries

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

i realized my life’s dream is to become a cranberry farmer

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

do you ever think about how you couldn’t get michael kors if you was fuckin michael kors?

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

wtf is carrot cake??

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

has anyone ever dumped you for coughing???

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

what i would give to read allison janney’s finished smut novel from 10 Things I Hate About You

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

don’t call me ma’am i’m literally 30

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

happy lesbians with epilepsy awareness day

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

why do men get off on war???

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

if i’m a bus, why am in traffic???

[andrea jablonski @andreajablonski]

tying her shoe is the most embarrassing thing a girl can do