andrea magallanez

wife, gym owner, coffee lover, dog mom.

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

Of course I said YES 💍❤️🥰

[L🎩 @linofckinvapes]

Fuck Dan shneider . Had my man Gibby wearing no shirt every episode like a thot

[☔ @Whotfismick]

the only happy ending i know

[Jenni @hashjenni]

when you set an alarm for 7am, but also for 7:05, 7:10, 7:15 and 7:20

[moneypenny. @ErinTheEsthie]

Ask “why them kids ain’t in school?” whenever I see children in the daytime

[NEEXIN @nicopena24]

My older sister taught me how to use Twitter I know what I’m doing

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[abbey 🩵 @lknowplaces13]

“so good to meet you…. I love the fart song!!”

[faith @L0VERISTRANGE]

“what does grrah mean”

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

@nikkibeear Yes 😀

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

Selling Beyonce tickets for sofi 9/1 Friday 🐝🐝🐝

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

@bbymif Sec 541 row 3

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"So, what makes you happy?"

Me:

[h @favehal]

Mood

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

First weekend not drinking in a minute, I’ve never slept so good 😫

[E.L.O.N @ElonMuskPDE__]

That's the Fast and Furious button... Family❤️

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

I still don’t understand how my 75 year old grandma ran into her preschool teacher today 🤯😭🤣

[andrea magallanez @AndreaMPM]

Something I realized on my trip was to enjoy every small moment you have with family. Even just a smile.