pervert of the world

nah she/her

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

*me on chopped*
“Yes hello judges, today what I have for you is a hug and a quiche”
*pecks each judge on the cheek*

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

Going to Jersey Mikes and saying “yeah can you let Mike have his way with it”

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

When men add my tiktoks to the favorites folder

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

i really don't need alcohol to act crazy i'll tweak off a coke zero idgaf

[edgar bot @edgargonzelaz]

Bootlegging is inherently a Mexican art form

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

Ex gf found my TikTok acc …let’s gooooo #happypride

[ཐི𖥔ཋྀ @GenyaTheHag]

i pulled the sword from the stone too i just didn’t make a big deal about it

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

Right now life teaching me detachment. Nothing’s really mine. People come and go. Moments pass. Love shifts. It’s all temporary. I’m learning to enjoy things without gripping them too tight. To accept when energy changes. To let go when it’s time.

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

life imitate art or w/e

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

The way my dad will smoke a cigarette every single day after yoga is kinda cunt … perhaps I am my fathers daughter

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

As a woman we can gage how bad or good our mental health is based on how much we resonate with the song unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

They should invent a birthday week for girls where they don’t feel the weight of every decision they’ve ever made or not made 😂😂😂

[pervert of the world @quesadijaa]

My therapist suggested I communicate with the people I want to date, bc they can’t read my mind and when I ghost them it could be confusing? What the helll
Who’s side are you on diva

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

You are only suppose to have a good time

[🥢 @fa1ryglox]

i hate seeing men happy. cancel the world cup

[s @yoongienthusias]

men do it all the time, live your truth queen

[m @yowot_]

idgaf if im ur ex u still gotta put me first