Andrea Martinez

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

Me (first grade teacher): “Why are you not charging your computers at home? I bet your iPads, playstation and Xbox controllers are charged. So why aren’t your computers?”
First grader: “Because we are charging everything else!” 🤣🤣 #lawyeredbyafirstgrader

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

Section 23! #GoDuke

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

Maldito insomnio

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

Que linda noche.

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Michelle Obama had the time today.

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@simonuribemejia @LuisOmarTapia @lilisalazarr Por qué eres así! Me dolió mi tobillo

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@simonuribemejia @fercarlos75 😂😂😂😂😂

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@analuciar96 Jajaja te amo!

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@simonuribemejia @nerdinformants Yo sé!!!! Soy la más feliz ♥️♥️♥️🤩🤩🤩😍😍😍

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@caca_petillo @gabomtzabrego Definición de enfocar:
Hacer que la imagen de un objeto obtenida con un mecanismo óptico se produzca exactamente en el lugar adecuado para que se vea con nitidez.
No se dice enfócate. 🤪

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

Me encanta lo poquito que te importo! 👏🏼👌🏼

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@caca_petillo Jajaja nada me sale 😭

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

No se ni por que intento! El mundo me odia 😭😫😒

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

Thank you @RYHTexas for my teaching care package! My first week of teaching was amazing!! Looking forward to the other 39 or so to go! #RaisingTexasTeachers

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

When the @dominos at Overlook Parkway in San Antonio takes 35 minutes to drive a pizza to your house which is 5 minutes away. Apparently having a driver taking 5 orders at a time is okay! #EatingColdPizzaNow #HireMoreDrivers

[Andrea Martinez @andreamtza]

@analuciar96 Jajajajajaa los amo!