andrea

no i’m dirty dan

[andrea @andreanotloving]

Going on a run in the rich neighborhood in hopes that a sugar daddy will catch a glimpse

[Overheard DSM @Overheard_DSM]

Eatery A implies the existence of Eatery B

[andrea @andreanotloving]

i spend so much of my hard earned money on cute workout sets and men wear pajama pants at my gym so idk why i try so hard

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

no membership? no problem! stay the fuck out

[andrea @andreanotloving]

oh!!!! hi!

[andrea @andreanotloving]

charli appreciation post bc this cat is my best friend and i would die for him <33

[andrea @andreanotloving]

reasons to have a husband
•tax deductions
•snuggles
•you can steal fries off his plate

[andrea @andreanotloving]

normalize being a simp! if you’re not simpy for your significant other, friends, family, etc then you’re not living life

[andrea @andreanotloving]

keegan, drunk in hawaii - “yeah we’re at hyvee on our honeymoon”

[andrea @andreanotloving]

i’m getting married in three days? wtf? i’m still in disbelief

[andrea @andreanotloving]

@mikeheys_8 okay good to know!! :)

[andrea @andreanotloving]

anyone wanna point me towards swimsuits that aren’t $100 but also aren’t from shein? is that a thing maybe??

[andrea @andreanotloving]

deleted twitter for my mental health, then re-downloaded twitter for my mental health ☺️

[andrea @andreanotloving]

@Keegan24George

[andrea @andreanotloving]

i wish it was summer so i could watch the icubs play and waste $12 on michelob ultras at principal park :(

[trash jones @jzux]

doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks)

[andrea @andreanotloving]

@Gracie3Elise this is truly karma from all the free starbucks in hygiene school 😂

[andrea @andreanotloving]

some rando accessed my starbucks rewards account and spent all my christmas gift card money💔feeling very betrayed rn

[andrea @andreanotloving]

@Keegan24George 🥺🥺🥺 i love charli more than i love myself