Andrea

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

Nothing quite like asking two grown adults to just try and be civle till you finish eating because your headphones are dead and you can’t listen to that shit, and one looses their cool anywhere so you finish dinner outside. In the cold. Because sure that makes sense.

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

@ddoniolvalcroze Run dude, just run or burn it. Get the hell outta there

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

So I was talking with my mom about how I was cold and sad, and the dryer beeped and she said “oh hold that thought.” And got up to deal with the laundry. Ngl I was a bit upset, till she comes around the corner with a warm blanket and put it over my head. It was so nice.

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

@emkimmel1 Honestly same😂😂

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

Me: (on the verge of an anxiety attack)

My brain: “Yah just gowtta breath yah dumb fuck.”

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

I found this BANGER of a playlist, and I just looked at the description... I need to find this person ASAP😂😂 cuz if yah know me yah know🤦‍♀️

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

Also WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT POOR TURTLE

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

I already showed Linz all these but I need everyone else to see them. I was looking for lime green rubber ducks, and found... a gold mine. Celebrity ducks.

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Not me. Us.

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

I genuinely love the bad brad aesthetic. It’s dope

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

I hate that the ✨bi style✨ tends to overlap with the hipster style.

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

If you ever ask me to borrow chapstick and I say I don’t have any on me, it’s because i don’t feel like having to gauge what one would suit you best. I have about 5 on me at all times.

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

Y’all ever have a train of thought that’s just like wholesome and happy, then all of a sudden it just does a full 180 and starts down a sad track, and you’re just sitting there like “how the fuck did that just happen?” And your brains just like “idk fam, but we’re here now.” Same

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

@shiraisinspired @lindscookkk No need to hit home like that bruh.

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

@_gabrielpicolo I love this so much, but I gotta ask, who’s hair did she dye???

[Andrea @andreapuff221b]

If you do a handstand and tell someone you mean something “from the bottom of my heart”, does that cancel out? Because the bottom of your heart is in the place where the top of your heart is.