Åndrea

Actress. Model. HIMster, Helsinki Vampire, & member of the CKY Ålliance. Lover of Finland. Still stuck in 2006.

[Åndrea @andrearakkaus]

lol okay

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Learning to fail is a skill like any other — which means it takes practice. Here's how you to pick yourself up after even the most epic mistake. https://t.co/HpYBI9Zcj6

[rach @fartno1se]

The fact that this is a real scene in camp rock kills me

[GoodNewsfromFinland @goodnewsfinland]

Researchers at the University of Oulu in #Finland have developed a mobile #respiratory measurement app that employs the sensors of a mobile phone to detect anomalies in a person’s breathing https://t.co/JpsHqCZzrn @UniOulu #diagnostics #asthma #healthtech #RespiratoryEffortTest

[James @CaucasianJames]

buy ur dad a pair of nikes and he’ll wear them for a day. buy ur dad a pair of new balances and he’ll wear them for life

[Every Color @everycolorbot]

0x3b6a82

[The Onion @TheOnion]

This Week's Onion Magazine: https://t.co/kfifBupSU0

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I fell asleep while eating again. I am a bear.

[yeah ok @poutinesmoothie]

*pushes drink off bar*

"Another!"

[ErBear @Rica_Bee]

this girl I went to college with got super hot and married a rich guy and lives overseas and doesn't work and does triathlons for fun BUT her fitness insta only has 200 followers and I have 8,000 on Twitter just by being lazy and depressed so, in your face Mandy who's winning now

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

I want to be laying on a tropical beach with a lavender cucumber infused water, waves crashing, music playing softly, warm sun on my ass, and a bowl of sustainably picked fresh fruit. Right. Now

[A bear @A_single_bear]

It is difficult to tell if the sun likes me or not. I am a bear.

[Åndrea @andrearakkaus]

I approve

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

this pet groomer by my apartment dressed a mannequin in a dog suit and propped it up outside with a dolly. super normal advertising technique

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

danny devito isn’t going to die he’s just going to keep getting smaller and more dense until he finally collapses into a blackhole and swallows the earth