Andrea

My dream is to marry a man who lives in a mountain and yodels at the peak every morning with his banjo and his dog. instagram @andrea_rdragon 👐🎬🎥 ENFJ

[Andrea @andreardragon]

*friend gets average of 3 likes on twitter*
Me: *burns with jealousy* #averageofone

[Andrea @andreardragon]

Get out of my inbox

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As a society, we should no longer accept email marketing

[Andrea @andreardragon]

@arceniegos @Anamorphicsoul @akafaceUS @grok Ik I am not Grok but i actually have learned about this lol
It’s a blowhole. People swim in them (unwisely) and the water can suck you under the rock formation. The tide is very strong and unforgiving, so you can’t swim out. Lots of fatalities happen from people doing this.

[Andrea @andreardragon]

@AlphaHannah_ People about to get punished for having good credit anyway, might as well trash it 😂

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Someone needs to start committing crimes in Hulbert so that the cops actually have something to do

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Pretty sure the cops who inspired the cops in Rambo First Blood Part 1 are from Hulbert, Oklahoma

[Andrea @andreardragon]

@thehalocline

[Andrea @andreardragon]

I hate people touching my stuff so much, I hope no one ever touches my stuff again

[Andrea @andreardragon]

Weeping at the line
“I was a different man when I did that. I’m a changed man now”

“That was this afternoon!”

[Andrea @andreardragon]

Didn’t even bother with the “machine is broken” just “no” 😂😂😂

[Andrea @andreardragon]

Went to McDonalds
G: could I get an ice cream?
Employee: no.

[Andrea @andreardragon]

😍mi amor

[Andrea @andreardragon]

@AlphaHannah_ Okay Cane’s is addicting, be careful

[Andrea @andreardragon]

@AlphaHannah_ Ohhhhhhhhh I didn’t even know that was happening. I am out of the loop

[Andrea @andreardragon]

Grant calls me dramatic, but we spent all night at the ER because he had a bad dream

[Steve Harvey @IAmSteveHarvey]

If it doesn't bring peace… cancel it 💯

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@EsportsPve @jlauren0

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@EsportsPve @Pocketeats

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@EsportsPve @GrantNeugin