Shælÿn🇺🇸

incredibly flawed, insanely blessed

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

The amount of shade I threw at my mom this weekend for not taking me to Vegas with them is honestly quite impressive. 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

Good morning, Elon💫🚀

[il Donaldo Trumpo @PapiTrumpo]

KABOOOOOOOM!!!💥🤣🤣🤣

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

Goodnight, Elon.

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

@TuckerCarlson Suddenly, I believe in the moon landing again.

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

Elon Musk is all in.

(0:00) Elon Musk Is All in on Donald Trump
(6:35) Providing Starlink to Victims of Hurricane Helene
(9:22) If Trump Loses, This Is the Last Election
(21:49) The Epstein and Diddy Client List
(33:38) Vaccines
(35:49) The Movement to Decriminalize Crime
(50:22) Gavin Newsom
(53:11) Europe’s Declining Birthrate
(57:02) We Need Religion
(1:08:04) Why Is There So Much Anti-Human Messaging?
(1:19:33) AI and the Woke Mind Virus
(1:43:01) Musk’s Role in a Trump Administration

Includes paid partnerships.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Joe Biden watching Kamala walk back into the White House today

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I’ve never wanted to watch The View more in my entire life.

When does it come on?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let that sink in

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

Be nice to the weird girls, they might have hot little sisters and you might need a reference one day.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is amazing 😂

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but, Tillamook ice cream is on sale at Safeway for $2.99.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Here we go!! 🍿🍿

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

And lead us not into temptation …

[MidHarris81 @KidHarris81]

Her: “Come over”
Me: “I’m already in bed tho”
Her: “My parents aren’t home”
Me:

[lyss @ghostofmarais]

Everyone on twt is either preparing for the app to go down or freaking out cause they didn’t get Taylor swift tickets

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@AOC You’re welcome

[Shælÿn🇺🇸 @andreas_shaelyn]

You know that feeling when you see a good old friend that you haven’t seen in forever? Yeah, it’s like that but, then you realize you’ll never see them ever again.

[แจ๊ค™ @thailandexotic]

in marriage, whoever has the cooler last name gets to continue their legacy. reject tradition