Minecraft Holmes

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

So Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a flunkie goes "Deport!" and Elon goes "Impeach!"

And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

[Saul Sadka @Saul_Sadka]

From London to New York the protesters have picked a side. They will not be allowed to forget it.

[Dr. Maalouf ‏ @realMaalouf]

Why does holding a ‘Rape is not resistance’ sign trigger pro-Palestinians so much?

https://t.co/DauZVEUJd8

[Minecraft Holmes @andreaskoder]

@elonmusk Why doesn't he ask the same of Putin and his circle? They started this war, not the europeans.

[Minecraft Holmes @andreaskoder]

@MikeBenzCyber @TuckerCarlson True story bro.

[Robert Habeck @roberthabeck]

Seit 1.000 Tagen wehrt sich die Ukraine gegen Putins fürchterlichen Angriff. Das geht weit über die Ukraine hinaus. Es betrifft uns alle, denn es geht um die Freiheit – nicht nur für ein Land, sondern für Europa. Darum werden wir die Ukraine weiter unterstützen. 🇺🇦

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[LST @LongShortTrader]

The funniest Presidential endorsement I’ve seen so far 😂

[KevinSmith @ThatKevinSmith]

Buddy Christ winked so Luce could dilate.
I think the Catholic Church is celebrating the 25th anniversary of DOGMA by finally trolling me back.
Get the OG Luce here:
https://t.co/UpzR9lYhmF

[Пeрзидент Роисси @KermlinRussia]

If you want to understand the true level of heroism of the people who attended Alexei Navalny's funeral yesterday, imagine this: In 1942, tens of thousands of people took to the streets of Berlin to protest the execution of Hitler’s political opponent. They chanted: "Hitler is a murderer!", "Jews are good people!", "Stop the war!" and "Bring the soldiers home!".

It's important to note that Putin's propaganda machine is many times more powerful than the one that was available to Goebbels, and his coercive apparatus is much more technically equipped than that of Nazi Germany.

[John Capobianco @John_Capobianco]

Everyone started with these files:

autoexec.bat
himem.sys
config.sys

[Maria Pevchikh @pevchikh]

1/16 You've heard a million times that sanctions against Putin's regime don't work. That Putin isn't actually affected by them. That's right because he isn't.The same approach is tried over and over for almost 2 years, yielding no results. How about I suggest something different?

[Maria Pevchikh @pevchikh]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. As the EU bans Russian nationals from entering the EU carrying any personal possessions (including phones, laptops, toiletries and clothes), it lifts the sanctions off three Russian oligarchs? Including Putin's media mogul, Grigory Berezkin. WHAT?

[Борис Викторович @xxeegghhffrr]

Лев Толстой как в воду глядел. Давайте почитаем...
"...Зазвонят колокола и оденутся русские люди в золотые одежды и начнут молиться за убийства. И начнется старое, давно известное всем ужасное дело. Засуетятся люди под видом патриотизма, засуетятся всякого рода чиновники, ⬇️

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

The greatest moment in the history of cinema

[Артемий Леонов @Leonov_mr]

Я думаю, это всё был хитрый план, согласованный с Путиным. Ведь он от этого только выиграл, смотрите сами:

1. Теперь он выглядит как лох.
2. Теперь все знают, что пройти маршем до Москвы это плёвое дело.
3. И что посягать на гос. власть — можно.
4. Теперь он выглядит как лох.

[Маркетинг под лупой 🔎 @marketing_lupa]

Если вы до сих пор думаете, что нейросети не отнимут у вас работу, то послушайте как умельцы оцифровали голос Винни-Пуха из советского мультфильма и заставили его перепеть System Of A Down - Toxicity

Серж Танкян теперь без работы. Ты - следующий

[Minecraft Holmes @andreaskoder]

@wes_walke We used PetaPoco on a legacy project, where we inherited the database

[Leonid Volkov @leonidvolkov]

OK, it feels like a deja vu.
But we have to talk about @PayPal once again.
And about how @PayPal is helping Vladimir Putin.

Yes, we did it one year ago exactly (https://t.co/fSmmz4SNfi) — and I thought that would be enough.
Unfortunately, not.

1/8

[Naija @Naija_PR]

Former-Twitter CEO, Jack Dorsey has launched alternative app, Bluesky on Android