Andreas Nugroho

The father, the son, and the random genetic mutation in between

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Brazil’s gone mad 😂

[kick.com/animefla @aNIMEfla]

Ancelotti encontra Scaloni na Copa do Mundo e pergunta pra ele:
- Scaloni, como você consegue escolher jogadores tão maravilhosos?

E o Scaloni responde:
- Eu apenas faço uma pergunta inteligente. Se a pessoa souber responder ela é capacitada para estar no meu elenco. Vou lhe dar um exemplo...

Scaloni manda chamar Messi e pergunta:
- Messi, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem é ele?

Messi responde:
- Scaloni, esse bebê sou eu.

Ele vira pra Ancelotti:
- Viu só? Mereceu ser jogador da minha seleção.

Ancelotti maravilhado volta a concentração do Brasil, chama o Raphinha e lasca a pergunta:
- Raphinha, seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê. Ele não é seu irmão nem sua irmã. Quem ele é?

Raphinha responde:
- Não sei. Vou perguntar para meus amigos.
Ele pergunta e ninguém sabe a resposta. Aconselham perguntar ao Neymar.

Raphinha telefona:
- Neymar, aqui é o Raphinha. Tenho uma pergunta pra você: se seu pai e sua mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é seu irmão nem sua irmã, quem é esse bebê?

Neymar responde imediatamente:
- É lógico que esse bebê sou eu!

Raphinha vai correndo levar a resposta ao Ancelotti
- Ancelotti, se meu pai e minha mãe têm um bebê e esse bebê não é meu irmão nem minha irmã, é lógico que ele só pode ser o Neymar!

Ancelotti dá seu sorrisinho sabido e diz:
- Te peguei, Raphinha... Sua resposta está completamente errada... o bebê é o Messi!

[Papa León XIV @Pontifex_es]

Mañana comenzará el Mundial, y muchos estarán atentos a los partidos. El fútbol nos recuerda algo que no debemos olvidar: la vida no es una carrera para lucirse en solitario, sino un camino que aprendemos a recorrer juntos. Quien no sabe pasar el balón, aunque tenga talento, todavía no ha entendido el juego. Y quien no sabe vivir con los demás y para los demás, todavía no ha entendido la vida. #ViajeApostólico

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Prabowo’s first 18 months performance is going down as one of the worst 18-month performance in history across all sectors. Even worse than Ruben Amorim’s.

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

This is our Butlerian Jihad manifesto. The second rage against the machines.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/6i9MWs6LJl

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

I’m not a betting man, but if I am…

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Prabowo Subianto out as President of Indonesia by...?

https://t.co/mqy9I4mmnq

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Warn like a parent warns their child? What are we doing here?

[Kyodo News | Japan @kyodo_english]

Japan warns nationals not to engage in child exploitation in Indonesia https://t.co/FAsYf9yLWk

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

These pictures remind me of the days walking aimlessly through HDBs staring at empty spaces just to avoid cramming for exams

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

Singapore is a liminal space country, and it is beautiful.

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Nike has lost its way. They need to bring Joga TV back. Not this Total 90 bs.

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Project Hail Mary is peak sci-fi cinema. Rarely can a film adaptation surpass the quality of its source material, but this version has small touches that elevate it beyond stratospheric levels (pun intended). The ending is just *chef kiss*

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

We lost a real one

[alfromaus @alfromaus]

@LogannGames Saddam Hussein watched the Passion of the Christ in captivity and had a similar reaction:

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Such a disgustingly harmful institution for all human race

[Jostein Hauge @haugejostein]

In a new major report, the World Bank conceded that its decades-long war on industrial policy was wrong, saying its old advice “has not aged well — it has the practical value of a floppy disk today.”

But this is not an intellectual awakening.

The World Bank's doctrine shifted because the means through which Western nations can maintain their dominance shifted — not because economists suddenly discovered new evidence.

The world’s wealthiest nations are now pursuing industrial policy so openly that it can no longer be denied to the rest of the world.

When the geopolitical winds shift, so does the ideology of institutions where wealthy nations' interests are deeply entrenched.

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

“It’s illegal to send Teams chats during the weekend because it constitutes work outside legally permissible hours.”

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Most European tweet of all time 😂 let’s take a guess… Monday after lunchtime, around 2 PM cos you can’t have meetings in the morning since not everyone will be present, and lunchtime is 2 hours?

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

Following the ongoing situation in Iran, I am convening a special Security College on Monday.

For regional security and stability, it is of the utmost importance that there is no further escalation through Iran’s unjustified attacks on partners in the region.

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

You’d never guess what the original post was about

[howell @howell1816]

@Nowooski @BronxLaugher China is a weak country, the world's leading power is Norway, followed by Italy, and the United States ranks third

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Yeah and that looks exactly like 9 cents

[el.cine @EHuanglu]

AI remade the most expensive shot in F1 film for 9 cents

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

France’s landmark scientific budget is only 3 hours worth of MBG

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

In France, we believe in science.

That is why, on May 5, I issued a clear and open call to the world: for science, choose France.

I am very proud to see that this call has resonated so strongly.

Around forty leading researchers have chosen France.

Through “France 2030”, we have invested more than €30 million to advance health, climate action, artificial intelligence, and fundamental sciences.

Science has found its home.

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

@prabowo Kata-kata mutiara

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

Why is almost every post from this account actually bad news

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

One of the best feelings a child can have is going to sleep after watching all the people who love you in the world eat, drink, and laugh together. Merry Christmas, everyone.

[Nostos @NostosLit]

Norman Rockwell (1894–1978) - Little Girl Looking Downstairs at Christmas Party

[Andreas Nugroho @andreasngrh]

This is the human equivalent of AI slop

[A. Ainur Rohman @ainurohman]

Main tenis juga gitu..😌