Ahn-dre-ah

Making my way through life one margarita at a time.

[Ahn-dre-ah @andreaspace28]

Wow, new year and I still didn’t wake up as Demi Lovato. FML

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

The Vice President of the United States only has a few responsibilities.

His or her most sacred responsibility is to certify the results of an election.

JD Vance was asked about this tonight. And he failed the ultimate test.

[VoteVets @votevets]

🚨JD Vance skipped 45 of the last 45 Senate votes.

Imagine asking for a promotion when you’re not doing your job?

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Badass and Presidential. This is who I’m voting for.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Trump is the dumbest person ever to run for president — by far. Nobody else in history even comes close.

If I’m wrong, give me the name of just one presidential candidate who was dumber than Trump. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

That’s cool but Kamala Harris actually *couldn’t* vote on the bipartisan border security bill *because* she’s the Vice President

You know who *did* have the opportunity to vote on it as a senator? YOU

And guess what? YOU VOTED AGAINST IT you flaming clueless hypocrital chud

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Trump was all like “If they can do this to me, they can do this to anyone.” which is exactly how laws are supposed to work you dipshit

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WE'RE PLAYOFF BOUND, BABES!!!!!!!

#ALLCAPS x #StanleyCup Playoffs

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

GREAT NEWS: Ralph Yarl, who was shot TWICE (once in the head) for ringing the wrong doorbell, has been released from the hospital and should recover fully.

GET WELL SOON, RALPH!🙏💙

BONUS NEWS: Andrew Lester, the racist fucker who shot him, is being hit with 2 felony charges of assault in the first degree and armed criminal action.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

NEW: Ralph Yarl, 16, was shot twice by a white man in Kansas City after accidentally ringing the doorbell of the wrong home. The man shot Ralph in the head through his glass door, and then when Yarl was already bleeding out on the ground, shot him again: https://t.co/w3tYQvcpyj

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

His name is #RalphYarl and I’m sick and tired of this feeling…my heart completely broke when I learned this precious 16-year-old, who accidentally rang the door of the wrong address in an attempt to pick up his siblings, was shot in the head… (1/3)

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

ALEX OVECHKIN IS THE THIRD PLAYER IN NHL HISTORY TO SCORE 800 CAREER GOALS

#Gr800 | @LeidosInc

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

If you’re upset about Brittney Griner protesting our National Anthem, wait until I tell you about the time a bunch of rabid trumpers attacked our Capitol and beat police officers with flagpoles flying the American flag.

[Ahn-dre-ah @andreaspace28]

Thanks @dermotkennedy for spending 1,258 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Dreamer. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/RNiWlS1tCU

[Ahn-dre-ah @andreaspace28]

@pepsi I think you all should bring John Leonard a harrier jet for friendsgiving!

[Mork @Nate_Mork]

I’m no longer drinking @pepsi until they give John Leonard a jet or a reasonable cash offer. #pepsiwheresmyjet

[Ahn-dre-ah @andreaspace28]

@Capitals @stay_classidy