Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦

Andreas is Co-Founder and executive partner at @DasScrumTeam. Scrum ambassador. he/him Find me @[email protected],

[The Other Alistair @TotherAlistair]

https://t.co/iPh3WVhjGF
Come to this class, even if you don't live in Berlin

I keep learning that the "Heart of Agile" isn't about agile, it's about team*work, the work (internal and external) of teams, and that's what my focus will be.

Come join

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

@TotherAlistair Some people probably picked "adaptive" first back in 2001?

[Helen Meek @Helen_J_Meek]

Struggling with bottlenecks & messy workflows?

Join Helen Meek for Kanban System Design and learn to build systems that actually work.

✅ Visualise better
✅ Improve flow
✅ Create resilient teams

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[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

I love these folks!

[Helen Meek @Helen_J_Meek]

Join Karl Scotland & Jim Benson at the #Kanban #Coaching Exchange on the 26th June at 18:30 BST. Their talk:True North: It’s more than just a statement. You can find out more details & sign up here: https://t.co/XPOnfa5wzm
See you there!

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

I wonder how much more could @elonmusk achieve with an emotion chip installed.

[Craig Dial @icraigdial]

Is taking ownership of what you do only for your professional life?

Laying blame, justifying choices, feeling ashamed, or doing things out of obligation?

What upsets could you eliminate by owning every moment, professional and personal?

Find out more https://t.co/5urr56NMfB

[Craig Dial @icraigdial]

THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT

Resolutions express what we ought to do, not what we want to do - that's Obligation.
Transforming “have to” into “want to” taps into your full power to grow.
Responsibility Immersion teaches you how, beginning 5 March.
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[ᗪᗩᐯᕮ SᑎOᗯᗪᕮᑎ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇪🇺 @snowded]

Anyone want two good tickets for wales v South Africa Plane cancelled will let go at cost

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

Thank you @Lufthansa_DE for a meal voucher I cant redeem outside the airport and the great offer to spend my layover in a 25km distant hotel.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

@RZitelmann Ja wäre auch ziemlich blöd, ein Pronomen der 3. Person singular für die 2. Person zu verwenden. Wo haben Sie eigentlich den Doppel-Doktor her?

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

Wait 6 days for password recovery of an old app store account and render new iPhone useless until then? Thank you @Apple to convince me to give @SamsungDE a shot next time.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

@unclebobmartin I am so sorry that your lack of options prevents you from seeing a different perspective.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

All "Agile Scaling" approaches are the same, if you ignore the concepts behind them, just briefly look at the pictures and avoid any deeper reading.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

@swardley I wonder what the Map for weight loss / fitness gain would look like.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

@KarimHarbott @TheEconomist Or is the question: what is the benefit for the client representative?

[Karim Harbott @KarimHarbott]

>90% of the factors for effective #agile product development are systemic. Things like #culture, #structure, #leadership, #ProductManagement, technical excellence, enabling governance, HR etc.

Yet #Scrum, #SAFe and the other frameworks tend to get >90% of the focus.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

@alex_schl A walk of about one hour, sauna and massage... Trying to read actual books.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

Liebe @LOGPAY_Group, ich habe euch die letzten zwei Monate schon mitgeteilt, dass ich mein Konto gewechselt habe. Wenn ihr weiter versucht, von meinem aufgelösten Konto den Ticketpreis fürs Deutschland-Ticket einzuziehen, wird das auch nicht besser klappen.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

All the best wishes for our friends in #Japan. I hope you and your families are well!

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

Yes. @elonmusk I mean you, too.

[Andreas Schliep 🇺🇦 @andreasschliep]

As the times are going, I extend my love to even the greatest idiots in the world.

Please do less harm next time.

Stop now. We'll get this covered.