André Audet

Dad / Photographer / Nacho Connaisseur

"Twitter is not a real place." - Dave Chappelle

[André Audet @andreaudet]

ok so that's 1 hour and 34 minutes on hold for a 3 minute conversation where I provided info that could have easily been done on a simple web form. The conversation ended with "ok Andre, we'll have someone call you."

Good thing this call was important to them 🙄

[André Audet @andreaudet]

I've been on hold with @NB_Power for nearly an hour and a half (still waiting). I heard "your call is important to us, a customer care advisor will be with you shortly" about 70 times now. If my call was that important, they'd have more people taking calls.

[André Audet @andreaudet]

I just called @amazon customer service to ask why Amazon Canada doesn't have a Household Prime membership plan like they do in the US, and the agent actually told me it's "because Canadians are rich and they can afford to pay more for memberships". @amazonca WTF Amazon?

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@DrSChouinard Better than an attack ad

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Thanks for the nightmares @PaulleyTicks

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@DaneCook Actual musicians.

[Michael de Adder @deAdder]

The Globe and Mail

[André Audet @andreaudet]

Here's an idea...

[André Audet @andreaudet]

People booing the American anthem at NHL and NBA games in Canadian arenas... That's cute, but a stronger message would be to not play that anthem at all in our country, at least not while Canada is being attacked by the US.

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@jbecher

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@CarolOff_ What is your handle on Bluesky, Carol? Trying to find you!

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@UPS Bryan it wasn't a pleasure dealing with you in the DM's. Felt like talking to a bot with your canned responses. You did not address the situation. The exact kind of customer service I expected from UPS: 💩

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@stevebrazill You are 100% right.

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@premierbhiggs Bye.

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@ThatEricAlper

[claire @clairelzbeth]

> hates trans kids
> transitions into not being Premier

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@Blk_UrbanKitty @NYinLA2121 Now I can't decide which of these two is my favorite hero.

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@thehipofficial It's a beautiful book, packed with way more info, interviews and photos than I anticipated. A must have.

[André Audet @andreaudet]

@jbecher I love the uniform, both the home, away and alternate. Best in the league!