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10 on and off the field

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@TommohawkT Take that back

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IPA… more like I’m a Piss Ant

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@madhuey69 Thanks Dr Carl

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Why is duck meat red but chicken meat is white? What else isn’t the government telling us? Food for thought…

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@madhuey69 Uncivilised swine

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Italian restaurants should do a cup of pasta water with your meal like the Japanese do with miso soup #SharkTank

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Me to the manufacturer of rice who claims it takes 20 minutes to cook

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If you don’t have a rig blowout on your holiday then was it really even a holiday?

- Chinese Proverb

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Life hasn’t been the same since Meerkat Manor ended

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I’m addicted to DQPs

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#BazWasRobbed

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@zdrac_badman Got eem

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Every sporting team I support sucks fucking ass

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Going to take a leaf out of scomo’s book and appoint myself margarita drinking minister this weekend

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@NZRugby are in a rebuild

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If you aren’t grogan-ing the work toilets first thing Monday morning you’re starting the week off behind the eight ball

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I’m not sleeping for 3 days.... ARE YOU FUcKiNG KIDDING ME @NickKyrgios 🏆 @AustralianOpen

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Dylan Alcott is gonna get legless tonight ay

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Great attendance at the #InvasionDay2020 march this morning. Now off to enjoy a few beverages with my friends at our #AustraliaDay party. God is good.

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